Keith

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  1. You take Faith, I'll take Tim He can sing to me whilst we're doing the deed Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Oh, so you're just gonna beat her to the punch then? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. The Rack (TM) should be registered as a deadly weapon. Trust me, I know, I've beem smothered with it Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. What's wrong Ron? Affraid she'll take your gun next? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Chaoskitty posted the lyrics here Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  6. That was funny as hell. I'm going to have to use that one.
  7. Look up Leslie aka katzeye (sp?). She lives there and will show you a Rockin Good time. She's a party pal of mine. Trust me, she knows how to have a good time. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Keith

    vibes please

    Heal fast. Glad you're alive! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. PARTY POOPER!!! Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. You wanna die losing a fight? Interesting. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. I know you're looking for an answer for society in general but I can only speak for me. I do my damndest to be moral be cause I have a consience and I like to sleep at night. It really is that simple for me. I learned a very long time ago that when I wrong someone I feel like crap until I make it right. So, I'd rather do the right thing from the start and avoid the whole guilt complex I would give myself. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Welcome back Jess! I had heard Joe was doing $10 jumps Smack Mike one the ass for me and tell him how perdy he is
  13. How do you know he washed his hands before making said lunch. The joke could be on, or, in, you. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. I'm not into having sex in public bathrooms, but . . . Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    Yeah I guess the fruits of the world aren't as creative in coming up with clever terms for gun nuts. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    Now you know why I'm gay. Women tease then run, men put-out then run
  18. Yep, she's been convicted of loosing money on the stock market and lying about it This should have never been an issue in the first place. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    I didn't know peaches and pears were trend setters. Seriously though, straight men have been following the trends of fruits for a very long time. Fruits are more willing to step outside the "norm." The problem is that most fruits aren't fruity so straight men aren't aware they're following their trend. By your very definition you better wear what your father wore or you'll be wearing what a fruit wears. Be careful though, how do you know a fruit didn't start the trend your father followed. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Puuuulease Paul. Why on earth would they wanna face reality??? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. That would be a problem for heterosexuals. Isn't it? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. I knew this thread would go without comment from the "marriage defenders." Why? Because we're not talking morals here, we're talking uneducated hatered. UNEDUCATED HATERED??? Coincidentially, I was watching Road Rules tonight One of the cast members is pretty homophobic but "tries" not to be. From the first time I saw him I knew he was gay. I hope he comes to terms with who he is and realizes he's OK. Society has a way of fucking people up so they'll conform. edited 'cause I can't spell realizes. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. Looks like you're the only naysayer. No one else (except for the 3 silent voters) has spoken up for divorce so everyone else must like the idea of banning. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    I'm sorry Remster. Would it make you feel better if I called it a PeePee instead? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville