Keith
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Yeah, if you're givin' them away, I'll take one Keith
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No way it's worse, much worse. Keith
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OK, just one more Keith
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This is my personal favorite Keith
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I ain't tellin' Keith
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Or this . . . Keith
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Well, we're waiting. What is the story about the "true meaning of F_ck?" Keith
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Must have suffered one heck of a whack to the head at some time in your life Keith
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How about this one Keith
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Be careful what you wish for Andrea. You might fall in love with Tuna Can Sam. A guy that used to work where I work. He used to brag about how large he was. One night at a party he got drunk and showed all the women his package. Lets just say he didn't get the reaction he was looking for when he whiped it out, but he did get a new nickname. Keith
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Actually there already is a procedure. They use cadavre skin to increase the length and girth. Keith
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That is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a fucking long time. Keith
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GREAT NEWS Congrats! Keith
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HERATIC
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Hang in there! Quiting smoking isn't easy. I did it about 4 1/2 years ago. The best thing I've ever done, except for skydiving of course. Tell your old lady to lay off and if she really wanted to improve your mood she give you a nobber when you get moody instead of a cigarette Keith
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I say go for it. I would do some checking around and see what others are charging for this service. Your price points seem a little low. Keith
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No No No, it's not Martha Stewart, it's Stewart Smalley Sheesh
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It doesn't mean anything sexual. It just means she's goofing around with you. It means she thinks it's OK to be herself around you. Since it makes you feel uncomfortable, tell her. Keith
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Nope Bill von is the guilty party. He has more geek toys than you can shake satllelite phone at. Keith
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Yeah, we've heard of 'em, but "Clay has work wear on his mantits" just doesn't have the same ring to it Keith
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Clay needs to change his sig line to read "It's all about Dickies"
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ROFL . . . Clay has Dickies on his mantits I never noticed that before. I guess 'cause it's too painfull to look for too long Keith
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One time I went to close a savings account knowing my balance was about 10 bucks or so. The telller told me there was almost 200 bucks in the account. I told her that was impossible because I hardly ever used the account and I knew there should only be about 10 bucks in there. She kept insisting I must have made a mistake because they didn't, so I finally said fine give me the 200 bucks. Had I been a skydiver back then I would have made a "b" line for the DZ. Keith
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My Ex used to work at that library. The cat is very friendly. It was a stray the library adopted. The dog startled the cat while it was sleeping and got smacked a couple of times on the snout drawing some blood. Most people around here agree the guy is an idiot who is looking for a windfall. I personally feel he should be charged with malicious prosecution. Keith
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Ozium. Works great. I used to use it in my dogs bath water when she would get sprayed by skunks. She may have been the sweetest dog, but she wasn't the brightest You can find it at most stores. Keith