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Jumps in Alaska are $25, Perris is $19 (Summer special $14.50), Elsinore is $20 (summer special $16 with other perks), Skydive San Diego is $15 Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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yeah, I couldn't carry a tune in a basket, but I try Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Nope, I just remember 'cause it was a cool gingle Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R My bologna has a second mane it's M-A-Y-E-R Ohhh I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyyyy 'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A How's that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Oooooh I wish I were the Oscar Mayer Weiner That is what I'd truly like to be ee ee 'Caause If I were the Oscar Mayer Weinerrrr Every one would be in love with meeeee
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I'd support your icon Bytch Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Only vote once. Multiple votes will be voided. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Uh Oh Viking. You better do something quick. The women don't want your cherry any more. What's with that? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Hmm seems I have a little something to tell a certain nurse I know Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Done. Good luck. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Only 'cause you've shown me in person the ways you can contort your body Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Where was your Gramps at? Any time one of my elders (and there have been many) has spent any time in the hospital or rehab, and we've done the 24 hour thing, the staff has always been very welcoming to us. The rehab place my Uncle was at even showed us where the staff lounge was so we wouldn't have to go to the cafateria for coffee and such. I may joke with you and poke fun sometimes but I think you're one hell of a guy. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Touché Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Illinois has lake Michigan. It's almost like a coast line 'cause you can't see across. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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A friends brother was ponering the idea of what to do with his ashes when he died. His delema was that he is fond of both the mountains and the ocean. What to do, what to do. Then he came up with the solution; he told her to take his ashes to Tahoe and flush them down the toilet. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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And a RACK. Look out Bytch there's another rack in the house
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Your subject line is a bit misleading Bytch. Shouldn't it read 'Skybytch will "be" sucking? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Yep, you're the one on the right. I can tell by all the busted blood vessels in your nose from all that after green light drinking. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Yeah, well at least I'm fucking Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Thank Viking for that. He took the pic. I never even noticed untill you mentioned it. Does that mean I look cool? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I may be there. Not sure which day though, prolly Saturday. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I remember watching first runs of the show on our color TV We were the first family on our block to have a color TV. We were back then Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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I have you beat! The first car I ever had was a 1963 Corvair. It used to leak so badly during the winter that I would have to lift my feet during a turn to keep the waves of water from soaking them. We used to have eucalyptus trees on the side of our driveway. I used to leave the windows open to dry out the car. Seeds would fall inside and I'd have to weed the interior of my car every once in a while. I finally up graded to an orange 1971 Vega station wagon. I bought it for $100, rebuilt the engine myself for $400 and sold it a year later for $900. The Vega turned out to be a pretty good car. I never had a single problem it. My next car was another story. A black 1968 Mustang. Beautiful car but either the block or the head was warped - the machine shop couldn't figure it out either. I used to have to re-torque the head every once in a while to keep it from leaking antifreeze. I didn't get in to my car totaling phase until my first Prelude. I totaled two of 'em. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Ohhh. When I read the subject line I thought you were coming out or sometin' Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
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Just got undressed by several women i don't even know!!!!!
Keith replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
My vote is you were trailing the ass gasket from the mens room. They just didn't have the heart to tell you you had tucked it in your jeans Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville