Keith
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That reminds me of a coworker yesterday. I had loaned my rig to a friend last weekend and he dropped it off at my work yesterday. As I was heading home with my rig slung over my shoulder; a coworker heading toward me and I had a conversation that went something like this: Coworker: That looks like a golf bag? Me (smiling):No it's a parachute rig CW (thinking I was joking):Yeah, like that's something useful Me: It is if you jump out of an airplane He just looked at me with this really puzzeld look on his face as I walked on by. Keith
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Merrick: When I painted my helmet I used a clear coat lacker that I bought at Home Depot. I comes in a can. It worked great for me. Keith
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That's pretty funny. I did the Elmer Fudd version. When I clicked on forums I got this message, "Hi. I regret to inform you that the owner of http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/wwwthreads.pl?Cat has requested that this web site not be translated by The Dialectizer." Maybe a bandwith thing? Keith
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Dan, welcome. I've been reading your stories for years and have enjoyed everyone of them. I have some friends how know another blind skydiver; they call him blind John. He was aparently a skydiver before he lost his sight, however. I just have to say you're a true inspiration. Keith
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Welcome to the sky and to my home DZ. That looks like Adam on main side and Dave to the reserve side no? Who taught your FJC? Keith
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I like being single too. It took me until my early thirties to realize that I don't need someone else. If I should turn the corner tomorrow and bump into my soul mate, cool; if not, that's cool too. Keith
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Oh, he wanted to give you a ride all right. You did the right thing. He's a PIG. Keith
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Jack: Consider it done, and I'd be happy to donate food in your Mom's honor. btw, I talk to my Mom frequently and see her quite often. I never miss a chance to tell her I love her. It's kind of funny . . . when I was in high school she used to make me give her a kiss right out in front of the school every morning when she would drop me off. It used to embarass the bajeebers out of me. The other day she did me the favor of dropping me off at the repair shop to pick up my truck (60K check up). I realized after I was driving home that I gave her a hug and kiss in front of god and everyone without even thinking twice. Keith
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A mind is a terrible thing - Eddie Murphy Keith
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Hey, I didn't mean you should really stop! Keith
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Another case of you should know what you're talking about before you start screaming. She didn't intend to burn the house down. She simply intended to burn his expensive sneakers in the bath tub. She didin't realize that the whole place would go up. Granted she intentionally set a fire, but she didn't intend for it to go that far. People make stupid mistakes but that doesn't mean they deserve to die. Keith
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You all got to stop!!! A co-worker just walked into my office wanting to know why I was laughing so hard. I told her I couldn't tell her so she got mad and stomed out. You're going to get me FIRED. Keith
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RED Keith
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Actually Dave, isn't a moderated forum censored by definition? Deleted threads, locked threads, edited posts by HH and the others. Keith
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Ah POOP! I would but I've already comitted to go camping this weekend Keith
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Dan Aykroyd's "Out There" Paranormal Show Skydiver
Keith replied to LawnDart21's topic in The Bonfire
There was a guy a couple of years ago who had a main/reserve entanglement. He went through a grove of trees, his canopies snagged on a branch and he lived with just a few broken bones. His friends brought him the branch that saved his butt to him in the hospital. But I don't think this is the one your coworker is taking about. Keith -
OH man, I am Sooooooooooo sorry for your loss. I can't begin to imagine how you are feeling right now. Keith
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The mailman perhaps? Keith
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Is it ok to ask someone out via email? *DELETED*
Keith replied to airdrew20012001's topic in The Bonfire
Bill, I swear I never told a sole about you. It's pure coincidence they guessed. Honest Keith -
Is it ok to ask someone out via email? *DELETED*
Keith replied to airdrew20012001's topic in The Bonfire
I agree with Clay. Bring it up on e-mail then finalize your plans by phone. Keith -
COD = Cash On Delivery. In this case you pay a deposit and pay the rest on delivery of the suit. Keith
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I'm totally secure with my sexuality; I'd do it for free . . . depending on the guy of course Keith
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You may not believe this, but that's not the first time I've heard that I used to get called McGilla Gorilla too. Keith
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It's Donald. It's bad but not *that* bad. I would have preferred they named me Keith Lloyd after my Grandfather. He was a really cool guy. It's a long story but he was a bootlegger during prohibition and McGill isn't the family name, it's hendrixson or henderson, I can't remember which one. Keith
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Egads, I've heard some pretty bad ones, and some pretty cool ones too. My middle name isn't *that* bad. If you really want to know I'll tell you . . . Keith