artistcalledian

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  1. Soft Cell = benders ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  2. they say that inside every fat person, is a thin person trying to get out thats becasue they've just eaten one ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  3. I live in England so who has to wait... I'm sure I can stick out 5 days in LA before moving onto countries with less absurd drinking laws hehe heheheh, i know you're in England, i was just ribbing our friends with the retarded drinking laws ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  4. getting caught with the next door neighbours dog ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  5. fancy having to wait untill you're 21 before you can by beer.... shame ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  6. http://www.tanahaka.de/pics/ab_pari.jpg hmmm, can't see too many of the All Blacks wearing head to toe body armour and before you go on about the tackling being harder in "football" i'll ask how many rugby internationals you've watched? still, i guess fat ass linebackers need to keep having a rest every 10 seconds, get their breath back ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  7. you always get exceptions to any rule RL seems to be the exception to the over eating rule. Almost all of us know somebody who eats very little and does some excercise and yet, is STILL obese. They are the exception to the rule.... The majority of people who are obese will be eating way too much (usually of the wrong things too) and doing little, or no exercise Its like smoking, we all probably know somebody who smokes 60 a day and is 95, to then say because you know this one person, smoking is not harmful, would be crazy At the company i work for, there is a man who is the same age as me (39) and he must easily be 450lbs. He keeps his lunch in a fridge near to where i sit, i've sneeked a look at his lunch on several occasions, and he must have (american words) 4 or 5 candy bars in there, 8 slices of bread making 4 sandwhiches, 2 or 3 cans on full fat soda, full fat yogurt, chips.... and thats every day....what is he having for breakfast and evening meal is what i want to know? he'll be lucky if he makes it to 50 years of age ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  8. i think we pay £0.74 out of every £1 in tax, on fuel ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  9. does god still ride a Harley? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  10. may i suggest you......http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/TheRealEdwin/crack_pipe.jpg ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  11. The hole you're digging for yourself just keeps getting deeper and deeper. it's a joke we stopped slapping woman the same time we gave them the vote ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  12. not true.... its £4.10 ($6.50 ?) a gallon in Britain, the price is creeping up and up, yet we are having more environmentally friendly cars on the road. How much moaning do you think the average American will do if you ever have to pay our prices? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  13. artistcalledian

    Age?

    Yea right, and I'm Miss America alright gorgeous ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  14. i don't want to rain on anybodies parade... but, a freefall of 12,000 feet would take about 1 minute, not two? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  15. i think you've missed a small clag nut that is stuck to her left butt cheek, have another go matey ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  16. awww....poor baby....you upset that it's not your ass that we're enjoying? if you tried licking my arse, you'd be smoking a rather large bum cigar before you knew it ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  17. artistcalledian

    Age?

    started 73, now 81 ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  18. Only if we get to hit you back.... and you don't want to get "hit" by me. (I have some cool toys that can be rather accurate at 1000yds....) i remember the days when i man could go out, have 10 pints, come home and slap the wife a few time... now, the police get invloved whats all that about eh ! ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  19. thanks for all the info you couldn't elaborate a little could you? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  20. quality ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  21. i've not jumped at any other Uk DZ's yet, but i intend to jump from them all as soon as i can Langar is great, it is supposed to be the busiest DZ in the uk. You can always get on a lift within an hour midweek, and weekends is always nice and busy with lifts going up all the time (weather permitting of course) ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  22. fat people disgust me Yes, there may be other reasons why a few fatties are fat, but for the majority, its down to eating too much and not exercising how many old, fat people do you see? correct...... at least they don't hang around offfending me for very long ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  23. we're not allowed to hit women anymore ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  24. its not the picture that is making me want to spew... its the arse licking thats going off in this thread ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  25. i think i'm going to vomit ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police