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  1. artistcalledian
    wanker is fine, the other two are wasted on anybody who's not american... we just think of silly kids in playgrounds when we hear those last two words feel free to ask about any others though ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  2. artistcalledian
    has it just had an electric shock? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  3. artistcalledian
    i agree with your post 100% AND i think this is spot on too, this is exactly how i think. People jump up and down on here about my posts, it's as if they take every bit of shit on here seriously. I'm just a normal bloke who laughs at normal things. I'd be the first to stand at the bar and buy ANYBODY on here a beer, some people need to get their heads out of their internet arses occasionally ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  4. artistcalledian
    I sincerly hope not i wondered what it was that kept hitting me on the back of the head ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  5. artistcalledian
    its ok after a while, bit like being savaged by a dog whos had his teeth removed ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  6. artistcalledian
    LOL i've got scary mary trying to analyse me, followed by a fabio wannabe trying to rally the troops... and some leder hosen wearing milk maid saying my posts are ugly priceless ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  7. artistcalledian
    yeah, but the real long timers snear at you if you've not dedicated as much of your life to it as they have you not a real skydiver pah !! somebody of 3 years telling me how it is don't they know who i am ? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  8. artistcalledian
    i can't help being a window licker, i blame my mum for getting pregnant at such a late age You blame your mum for dying, so you take it out on everyone around you. As I said, Ian, I'm sorry for your loss, but what you're doing is wrong. No one here is pissing on your sorrow. I'm telling you it's time to reciprocate. Now. rl please, spare me the analysis you know nothing about me apart from the crap that gets posted on here. Use your psycho babble on somebody who listens to it, i just find it funny ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  9. artistcalledian
    i can't help being a window licker, i blame my mum for getting pregnant at such a late age ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  10. artistcalledian
    its ok, i'm just playing devils advocate i personally couldn't give a flying fook ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  11. artistcalledian
    [scarcasm]you're not allowed to joke around on here, this is very serious !!!!!!! [/scarcasm] well, not until you've been accepted into the fold anyway ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  12. artistcalledian
    i see personal attacks are now allowed in this section.... oh, thats right, they're allowed if its regulars and they're angry, how silly of me at least lisamariewillbe had the good sense to remove her attack ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  13. artistcalledian
    no they're not, they are posts that others are making, yet you have a go at me because you're not prepared to take the humour from a "newbie" I've just been pm'd and at the end of the pm was asked if anybody hangs out with me after jumping has finished.... yeah, i stand at the bar and have a drink with quite a few regulars and instructors... and beleive me, the comments/jokes/humour are ALOT worse than the stuff i come out with sometimes ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  14. artistcalledian
    how do you lose a leg on a jump? did he look down and think "oh deary me, i appear to have misplaced my leg and don't seem to be able to remember where abouts i have left it" ? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  15. artistcalledian
    hot diggedy dang, me and a bunch of friends are gonna grab us a few beers i got a bunch of reasons why i use the word bunch bunch bunch bunch STFU ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  16. artistcalledian
    i've got a Pilot on order, can i have an ipod too ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  17. artistcalledian
    It really cracks me up how much you foreigners really give a shit about what us Americans do or say. Seriously. And what does "Eh" mean? Eh? its has a whole bunch of meanings and "us foreigners" like to mock you, thats why we point out your strange way of using our language ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  18. artistcalledian
    if the party people had known about the death, even if the parents wanted the party to go ahead, i still think its in very poor taste.... if they didn't know about the death, then they didn't know, so party on. I know i couldn't and would not go looking for a dead person, and i also wouldn't feel like partying if i was on a DZ where some poor sod lost their life, but i guess some people can, its up to them... but my opinion is, if they knew about the death, its pretty shitty that they couldn't cancell one lousy party for a show of remorse/respect Are futile acts of respect and remorse frowned upon these days? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  19. artistcalledian
    Why do many Americans over use the word Bunch? its always a bunch of something ! even when the correct word would be something else. ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  20. artistcalledian
    some people work everything down to "will my actions make a difference" which is the "we might as well party because NOT partying won't bring him back" attitude, and some people think that its ok to show a little respect for somebody who has just died in a freak accident by saying "we won't have a party tonight because its a bit crass and self centered after whats just happened" i now personally think they should have at least cancelled the party, they could have a party any other day of their lives, would it really have put them out to make a nice gesture for one night? but i guess people want to take emotion out of it and just rationalize it down to making any difference or not ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  21. artistcalledian
    i wish a few on here would cook off ! ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  22. artistcalledian
    i'm losing the will to live.... ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  23. artistcalledian
    *Smack* Now go to your room and sit in the corner. oh, you're alive then ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  24. artistcalledian
    thanks for the life story, i'll sleep better tonight ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
  25. artistcalledian
    what if i can't cope with finding a dead person, have i still got to look? ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police