ExAFO

I've been chatting with a friend of my sister for awhile over myspace and the phone. We've hung out a few times, and there's an attraction there... She calls me this afternoon, I ask her what she's up to--she blurts out that she's on her way to her dealer to buy two ounces of pot. Shit--as a first year law student I know that an ounce under IL law if she's caught, it can get her up to 3 years in the pen and $25k in fines, not to mention her car confiscated. She buys in quantity, as both her roommates smoke, so they pool their $. That's possession w/intent to distribute the moment she hands it to them. She's a terrible driver and has beaucoup tickets...But she drives to her dealer... I only said "be careful." She gets all defensive like I'm lecturing her or something. I may think pot laws are a bad idea, but until the laws change, they're still the law. (although I have no desire to personally support the legalization effort) Am I off base in cautioning her to be careful, and not call me on her cell (a ticketable offense in Chicago, IIRC) until she gets home? I call it concern, she acts as if it was nagging... Opinions (related to this query, wiseasses ) ?? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

They all demanded exorbitant wages and produced a sub-par product. Good riddance. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Ask him if he's man enough to do it skysurfing. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I was gonna say Law and Order and The Practice, but you summed it up quite well. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Hullo? Farting into the wind is not smart. Is your arse on back-to-front then? You misspelled "ass." Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/ Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Survival of the fittest, no tears should be shed. Many Foreign-name cars are more American than the Big 3. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

And all women are equipped to quickly become prostitutes. But the difference is the vast majority won't, just as the vast majority of gun owners will not become criminals. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

...Smells like the ass-end of a menstruating skunk. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Op3OPItH0 Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Goes with Siamese Cat? I love my little Neko, but the little shit tore up the jumbo pack of toilet paper I got a sam's club while I was at school today...ugh! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I've got a monster for ya! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097758/ Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Just feeling froggy and wanted to shit-stir. Don't really care...heh. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Damn, where was I when you were single? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Are they still charging women less than men, even if the woman is heavier and burns more fuel to get to altitude? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Probably a repost, but I am so going to teach my buddy's daughter to do that.. EDIT: WTF is with WF's 'do?? He looks like Hair Bear from that 70s cartoon... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

F-22: an aircraft for an obsolete mission...and the cause of thousands of hardworking servicemembers being RIF'ed... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

It may be 39 years old, but what an amazing movie. I enjoyed it immensely for the first time yesterday and loved it* Highly recommended. *Completely sans THC or any illicit substance. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Well, don't spin them so fast, then. Does that mean when I fart with my ass facing west, someone needs to simultaneously do the same, but with their ass facing east? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

\ Don't forget to add: with legally obtained firearms. While we're selectively remembering: with legally obtained firearms that were illegally modified, and taken where to a location where they are not permitted. WHAT? People can LEGALLY obtain guns and then do bad things with them? You mean those wonderful, responsible Law Abiding Gun Owners can morph into CRIMINALS? Say it ain't so. "Can" does not equal "Will" Ergo, I should not be forced to give up my rights. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Make iguana jerky? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

\ Don't forget to add: with legally obtained firearms. While we're selectively remembering: with legally obtained firearms that were illegally modified, and taken where to a location where they are not permitted. And the laws served to disarm those people on campus so they were easy prey for the nutjob CRIMINAL. I'm glad he's dead. The police have no obligation to protect any one individual. I'm not going to give up my right to protect myself, and you have no right to deny me that right. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

And this dyke is still allowed to spew her vitriol, but not Don Imus??? Misogynist!! Homophobe!! (The probable reaction to your sentiment (which I share)) Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

I have a friend who grew up in Seattle. She said that the dudes who barely passed high school or dropped out were the ones that went to work on the boats... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

Bring back the bustier avatar!! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.