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    Sir, you were a LEO in a country that until recently did not even arm their police. You're going to have a bias. Stop trying to import your native laws to our country. Political carpetbagging is not a good thing. Why should I be punished for others' sins? Please. Answer that for me. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    John Revolta--he think he's gonna be L. Ron Hubbard's personal pilot once he returns? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Wanted: Housecat

    ExAFO replied to ExAFO's topic in The Bonfire

    1. Must not be a Sphynx cat. 2. Must not barf in/on my shoes. 3. Must not mind having gonads removed. 4. Must come when called. 5. Must enjoy sitting on my lap. 6. Must hunt and kill mice. 7. Must attack small dogs. 8. Flatulence is undesirable. 9. Claws will be kept by the original owner. 10. All elimination will be in the designated box. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Well, 1st, you've got them. 2nd you've used them before. No one else has. t And I'm glad we did. It saved American lives. I'm glad Col Tibbets turned Hiroshima into a scene resembling Gary, Indiana. It kept my grandfathers from being sent in an invasion of the Japanese home island. I read once somewhere that the supply of Purple Hearts made in anticipation of the invasion of Japan has yet to be exhausted since that invasion didn't happen. And there is a slight difference between Fat Man and Little Boy and modern Nukes. It's a case of a BB gun versus a Howitzer. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Short of repealing the 2nd Amendment and the govt sending armed agents to my home, I will not be giving up my guns, and those seeking to guilt me into doing so can kiss my ass. I don't give a shit about any/all the skewed "statistics" you vomit all over the web. There are some fucked up people out there, and I do not trust 911 to save me when seconds count. The major cities are the most dangerous places, and they're the most vocally anti-gun. Coincidence? In closing, let me say to all the euros trying to export their laws to the US: Fuck Off. Your opinions do not matter here. You can have your ways in your country. We do not care. Woe betide the poor schmuck who invades my home. He's gonna eat .38 rounds from my Walther PPK. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Is her name Charlotte? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Punish those who commit crimes, not the rest of us. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    My guesses: Rhinoceros Sphincter Cassowary Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Billy Vance

    ExAFO replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire

    Beer. He ordered Beer. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Would douche be another deduction? What about the high colonic machine--is that deductible under IRC 162 or to be capitalized/amortized under IRC 263? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    But I have this big steel tank full of compressed air to breathe! What could possibly go wrong?? [/i've had scuba mishaps] Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    From Pygmy Marmosets and Ruffed Grouse. And I believe they're Libertarian. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    What is your stance on excessive flatulence? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Mine's better: http://www.lesans.com/zippo%20lighter.jpg Still not sure who "John" is.... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Take it to PMs and find out if they actually had the right person. That is what I attempted, and you saw the response I got. Friggin Amish...with their Black buggies...doing trot-by-shoutings, And their kinda-German-speak...we fought the Germans Twice already...they're gonna attack. Plus their Quilts--they're like patchwork Burqas... And the furniture...you could beat someone upside the head with a table leg--it's a deadly weapon, I tells ya... Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    >>>>I'm Catholic, Perhaps they were some militant Protestants, Baptists or worse; Mormons. I fear the Amish. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Baby Jessica

    ExAFO replied to Shotgun's topic in The Bonfire

    I like Shiner Bock. Shiner Bock is from Texas. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    1-800-SkyRide

    ExAFO replied to drjump's topic in The Bonfire

    Mea Culpa. I just have a low tolerance for Skyride's fraud/cancerous business practices being pimped as legitimate business. I also like boobs. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7L-nbOxYqU I nominate Ruby for the SC Mascot!! Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/scampi/ Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    It's more fun to poop in the hotel lobby fountain.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSn6vL2rLs Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    Looks like Buttsecks. Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    So we're into Minority Report territory? The Dept. of Pre-Crime? People like you scare me. Teach me more of your Newspeak? If you're the victim of a crime, you'll change your tune. I was, and I did. Which number do you want to save you: 911 or .357? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.
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    1-800-SkyRide

    ExAFO replied to drjump's topic in The Bonfire

    Skyride is a cancer on the industry. Eventually (Next week/month/year) you or one of your cronies will do something that will give either the State's Attorney or a civil plaintiff enough to have you and your company eviscerated in court. How does it feel to be part of a business that's operating on borrowed time? Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.