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I am on an Island where nothing is going on... at 3am I get to see if it is snowing so I can throw salt out. and then at about 0430 I make my rounds in the lab, so to answer your question yes I am bored. This work schedule is messing with my sleep schedule. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Well done for taking the wet spot. ...as any true gentleman would! Walt I guess I am not a gentileman. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Let me tell you a story. A tale of something very wrong. It happend during a Saturday shift when I used to work for a private ambulance company. As I said just above it was a Saturday. The guy I was working with was a relatively new EMT, so I was playing driver for most of the day because he didn't know his way around the county. We had a long standby because nothing was going on. At least in dispatch nothing was going on. I was feeling the rumblies in my lower regions, so I decided to go and use the bathroom. We headed into the hospital, because this one wasn't a skell hospital. I knew the bathrooms were relatively nice here. I quickly get into the bathroom no waiting, yeay my bowels cried. I peeled off my flight suit as rapidly as I could and the sat down. Sweet relief. I sat there for a few moments as what would turn out to be one of the largest logs in my life filled the toilet bowl. I wiped, and then the flush. Uh Oh. So I flush again. This time the toilet filled to the brim with water. I thought to myself, "This is not good." I washed my hands. Opened the door. Looked left. Looked right. Strolled away as non chelantly as possible. My partner and I did a call had lunch and a couple of hours later he said, "Bro, I need to hit a bathroom." "Lets hit the hospital," I replied. He nodded in agreement. I pull into the ambulance parking spot because hey I was in an ambulance, and he proceeded into the hospital to head to the bathroom. I listened for the nextel to go off in case we had a call coming up. I waited, I waited, and I waited. Finally after about 45 minutes he comes back into the ambulance. I said, "Dude, What took you so long?" His reply was, "Oh my God, man there was a long line. Someone blew up the bathroom in there. I asked if there was someone in the other bathroom and another guy was like Good luck'." At this point I started laughing. He just looked at me and asked, What's so funny?" I tell him, "Dude that was me." "Man there are a lot of angry people at you right now." After he said that he joined me in the laughing, and we started to look for dinner. We decided to get Boston Market chicken. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Gahh that song bloze and has been played way to much. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Hey brother just listen to Ted Nugent. I'll give you a song in a few Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Overated: Ebay Underated: Craigslist Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

You don't need to be cross eyed. In theory you should be able to merdge the imiges with your eyes to make them appear 3-D. I am not talking about the steriograms that are like find the hidden picture, but I am looking the kind that have been around since the thirties if memory serves me right. I think it could be pretty cool. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

video slot is already taken.....dood What you think there only needs to be one camera monkey? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

HOw about a certan thread started by skymama Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

The training videos are 70 a pop for dvd Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I had that question today. No we aren't teaching that yet. The American Heart Association hasn't produced the teaching materials for the new method. This is not the first time they announced something new before making the materials available to the instructors. My training center has yet to call us (all the other instructors and I) back to get inserviced on the new method of CPR yet. I would presume that the new method is based off of how much oxygen the body actually uses in each breath. A little while ago 2 rescuer CPR were cycles of 5 compressions to 1 breath. They then changed this to cycles of 15 compressions and then 2 breaths because it studies showed that 15 compressions produced a more effective blood preasure. Therefore I would assume that the newer method is trying to balance the max number of compressions you can do on a given number of breaths before the blood oxygenation level drops to an unacceptable level or something like that. Because I have yet to be inserviced on the new method I couldn't tell you about the research behind the new CPR. On another note even though it was just a few hours ago I allready want to teach another class. It just feels good. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

if you put 2 still cameras on both sides of your helmet one the same bite switch do you think that you could make a steriogram? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

So today at work I tought my first CPR class as a lead instructor. I was a little unprepaired, but for the most part I had the whole thing covered. I had a little support from my boss who is currently expired for his teaching certification. I was nervious when I first started, but as I got rolling it was actually quite fun to do. All of the students did well with the skills, as well as the written portion. The only wrong answers were on questions that I didn't like. Those were questions that were poorly writen, or had multiple right answers. I feel that it reflects well on me that I can teach and have everyone get it. I want to teach more now. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

As well as transitions from one position to another Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Me and the crew hit the roadon a mission to drink free brews and go fuzzy flounder fishing Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless Untill we brought Skipapotomous Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Tee Hee Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Nekked Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

As long as at least 2 out of 4 feet are on the ground Edited to add Or something connected to the ground Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

GS-12 Sweet I thought I would have bought a house in Tampa by now... Grrrr stupid winter. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Banana Hammock, cowboy boots, cowboy hat. Edited to fix a typo Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

ROTFLMAO You know there is just no way to make something like that up no matter how bored you are. The only thing I have to ask is do you have enough of these stories to write a book? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yeah I guess it wouldn't be fair to have your friend sitting around all day waiting on you to maybe do your jump. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I would say my favorite mindless job was Nursery Attendant. It was cool I was out in the sun all day, helping people choose plants for thier gardens and whatnot. It was actually kind of serene once I figured out what I was doing. Plus helping out that one hot redhead with the southern drawl that one day overshadowed the downside of all the old ladies in thier tennis outfits wrong just wrong... ugh somebody please hold me. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I am tired of my mom obsconding with my camera. Curses! I need to take pictures of seals, and she hasn't given me my camera back. I need to get it back before she can lose it. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192