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I voted yes, but it really depends on the people. I mean it is a good way to find out if you are about to get married to a guy/gal who's a total asshole/psycho/dick/bitch/etc... Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Breakfast time... I am thinking for now English muffins with PB and Marmalaide Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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While crossing the equator The crew did elevate her. She bared her ass on the topmost mast, And dared the crew to mate her. lol I found more. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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About how many KNOTS do you know how to tie?
Broke replied to peacefuljeffrey's topic in The Bonfire
Clove hitch Half hitch Bowline Draggon Bowline Double Bowline (figure 9) Figure 8 Figure 8 on a bite Angel Knot Purlisk Monkey's Fist Square knot Granny knot California Love Knot I am sure there are a lot more that I know how to tie just can't rember them. I used to rock climb when I was younger, and I was practicing knots for Fire fighter 1, as well as confined space rescue. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 -
Takes a Dirty Sanchez but it Keeps on Tickin'. My Dirty Sanchez to Yours. Please Don't Squeeze The Dirty Sanchez. It's a Lot Less Dirty Sanchez Than a Hover. Have You Forgotten How Good Dirty Sanchez Tastes? Which Twin has the Reverse Cowgirl? A Day Without Reverse Cowgirl is Like a Day Without Sunshine. Loves the Reverse Cowgirl You Hate. Get the Reverse Cowgirl Habit. Mama's got the Magic of Reverse Cowgirl. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Bad luck! You are suffering from Reverse cowgirl's Syndrome. Cause: secret military experiments Symptoms: hissing, shoulder pain, tunnel vision, sudden photophobia Cure: take four placebo tablets a day until it goes away Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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I got in a car accident in Deleware Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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I need to upgrade my exaust I have some flow issues. You know anyone who happend to have shorty headers lying around that will fit a 84 dodge ram with 318 Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Come to think of it my friend who told me about scrapple is from MD orriginally, but yes I have seen scrapple in the supermearket here in NY Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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ayeah it is almost a full moon Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Sweet I have allways wanted to get into pyro, but instead i became a firefighter ... lol. As a kid I lit myself on fire a lot Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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A lot more of them lurk than post Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Dude it comes in a grey brick. Just wrong Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Scrapple is just wrong Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Pecan Pancakes or Waffels with 2 eggs, and a side of bacon and sausage mmmm Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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The last time I made salsa it was way too hot for breakfast, but still perfect for dipping chips, and curing the common cold Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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I already owe you a beer----and you owe me a jump from Duggy
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I wanted to inject some commentary, but I had stuff to do and then the thread was locked... easy come easy go Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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What no bacon? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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It is unseasonably warm here on Long Island. It should be like in the 20's and teens and stuff, but it has been like in the 40's and 50's. We are gonna get hammered next month. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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so whould I post a really bad one? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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let your engine breath some more. Cold air induction, Upgrade the exaust. MSD blaster 2 coil. Transgo shift kit. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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smegma One entry found for smegma. Main Entry: smeg·ma Pronunciation: 'smeg-m& Function: noun Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean : the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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This is for Sudsyfist Sudsyfist's Syndrome. Cause: mobile phone radiation Symptoms: enlarged liver and spleen, invisibility, drooling Cure: electroshock therapy Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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Brokeosis. Cause: lack of sleep Symptoms: extremely inability to turn neck, extreme depression, neck shortening, occasional extra legs Cure: cryogenic freezing until science catches up Even the computer knows I need a good nights sleep Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192