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Dear Walt, You can buy BDU pants in a variety of colors such as black, grey, Kakih, and Navy, or even "Fashion" Camoflage colors. Dear RL Will Walt have a love life that can be considered normal, or does he just attract people of interesting character? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Place all your trust here in me Rest assured these things I know And as Charon sails the sea Your journey too shall end below Ah yes you're all sitting ducks It's true you reap what you sow Go to hell Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

As they bury me now six feet there my body lies Still feel like I'm giong down I hear a distant wailing cry God something must've gone wrong And much too late I realize Go to hell Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Go to hell Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

The smell of death permeates the silk within my coffin lays Go to hell Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Think Megadeath from the Bill and Ted Bogus Journey Soundtrack Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

They've pulled my plug the picture fades And as my body decays mold begins to fill my grave Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Look out for the new "Mall Scam" which is happening at the local Mall. Two good-looking, 21-year-old women come to your car as you're parking it. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, while the other comes to your window saying 'hi' . . . she's bending over, with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It's impossible for a man to not look. Now, here's the kicker: When you thank them and offer them a generous tip, they say "No," and beg you for a ride to the local Mall. If you agree (which you know you will) you are smart if you tell them to sit in the back. On the way, they start having sex in the back seat --then one of them crawls up front and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I'm sending on this warning because I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday . . . but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday. Guys, let's be careful out there! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

To make it even better he had Hemeturea, so it was all bloody piss. That was exciteing. I wish those Nurses in that hospital were a little faster. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

You ever have an old guy whip it out and almost piss on you while working Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

You never specified decent. I was thinking about obscene. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Dude that would be cool. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Scrap McAfee and switch to F-Prot. McAfee uses too many system resources, and some people create attacks eveloped especially for McAfee same with Norton Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Can't sleep clowns will eat me. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

One time this girl Sucked me off on Ol Rocky Top While I felt her hills Thos leisions never healed on my cock reckon they never will Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

We used to call this son Rocky Cock when Phish would break it out durring a concert Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Not the Karaokie version one time some strangers climbed up ol Rockytop lookin for a moonshine still They never came back down from ol rockytop reckin they never will Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Never heard that line before rocky top you'll allways be Home sweet home to me good ol rocky top Rocky top Tennessee Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

... be on old Rocky Top way up in the Tennessee Hills. Ain't got no smoggy smoke on old Rocky Top, Ain't got no telephone bills. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

And I am not even talking about what it is in Manhattan. Can we say[Dr Evil voice] Millions [/Dr. Evil voice] Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Ok well since I mentioned it in another thread I decided to start this one to keep that thread cleaned up. How do you define friends? Here are my definitions Friend: Someone who I call, and they call back regullarly. Someone who will think of me when they want to chill. Someone who I can go out drinking with, and am ok with having them around my kids. Somene who is willing to do stuff for me without asking for anything in return. I usually give some kind of a return on investment anyway. That's all I can think about for now. Aquaintance: Someone I know. I probibly have thier number programmed in my phone, but they never think of me. They don't generally return my phone calls. These people may choose to hang out/ help out if it is convieniant for them. These are the people who when they see you say something like, "Wow it's been so long since I have seen you. I was starting to wonder what happened to you." I have a phone you have the number if you were really concerned you would have called. Buddies: People who share similiar interests, and you build a rapour with them while you are doing said activity. Ie at the paintball field I have quite a few buddies. Buddies are nice to have. However they are only in one part of your life, and only know that one part of you life. I do not rely on buddies for anything except maybe some tech help while we are involved in said activity. Sometimes the lines get blurred a little between the three classifications. For instance I recently had a buddy insall a new (to me) intake manifold onto my truck. He had it lying around and wanted to get rid of it. He gave it to me for free, and he even offered to buy me food while I was there. So there you see a biddy crossing into the friend status. However will I hang out with him again, maybe if the website I met him on is having another user meet for the NY chapter. http://www.ramchargercentral.com Sorry had to do it shameless plug. However if anyone is into mopar trucks that's a good place to be. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

15% wow I can't make friends out of 1% of the people I meet. Then again it is all in how you define "friends" Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

A tri-level mansion Hollywood Hills Daddy's rock stardom Paid for the bills Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yeah bro sand and paint it. It is worth the experiance. If it comes out crappy just sand again and repaint. Then when it looks good, and someone goes, "Where did you get that done?" You can smile and say, "I did it myself." Make sure you use a good primer, and good paints. Take your time. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yeah but I really like the way you paint your stories. Allthough I do have to say I don't quite trust any nurse any more when they reply to me asking for a report by saying, "He's fine, He's sedated." That was an interesting one. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192