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I knew a guy who named his Volvo vulva Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Because you can be? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

What better way to celebrate getting to the top of El Cap than to jump off of it. BELAY ON!!! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

oh yeah and for the female skydiver in you life Jump tickets Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Pulling a double, and I started vomiting about 4 hours into my first shift... it will all be over soon. I need to go home and sleep. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Where are you picking up men RL? I was told that we are attracted to certaint traits in people. This being said there are certain types of people who have similiar traits. You have to find what traits you are attracted to, and then figure out how to find men who don't have those negative traits expressed as much. Basic psychology teaches up that everyone has all the same traits, however the extent to which they are expressed are different. In short we all have some asshole in us whether we are 100% or 1% asshole is what makes us all different. I will relaite a quick tale of a friend I used to have. Aparently he was attracted to certain women who as it would turn out were lesbians. It is strange because they would actually date him for a while. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Copius ammounts of sex would be just fine. I don't need it every night, every morning would be just fine. A little sex that's all we're asking for." -Canable The Musical It's a line from a musical it has to be true Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Did you ummm... have a jumprun before you tried said sexcapade? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Mutual masterbation is hot Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Don't mind me I have been violently vomiting all night. I wish I were drunk then I would know why I was in such a state. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Lets boost those January Numbers. January 26 Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I was lazy and only cut and pasted it out of an email. Yeah I try not to PW, but I keep getting sucked back into the bonfire when there is nothing going on. Also if this were a plug I wouldn't be asking if it were legit. I would say something like, "Hey check out a free 411" or something like that. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

As I said I recieved a forwarded email. This website seems to be one of the betrer ones for finding out if that crap is actually true or not. Forgive me for not using the search function. It's a little early to be shouting troll. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Inspired by this thread the other day I tried to make an omlet. I failed misarably. All I had was a cheesy salsaie mess all over the frying pan. It tasted good though. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Has anyone tried the california love knot on you. It is used to drag people out of confined spaces when all you have access to is thier wrists. It starts like a hitch, so the more force that is applied to it the tighter it becomes. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Women need to learn the rule of bacon. Rule of bacon. Bacon when added to anything can only make it better. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Are you sure that cutie is really yourse? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

I recieved this chain email from one of my buddies. I was just wondering if any of you guys have recieved this, or know about it: PUT IT IN YOUR CELLS PHONES.. Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 or more for 411 information calls . When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial 1-800-FREE-411 or 1-800-373-3411 without incurring a charge at all except for the minutes required to make the call. Enter this number in with your Contacts as "Information" Let your friends and family know I checked this out on Snopes.com and it's true. Check it out for yourself. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/free411.asp Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Over the top it's easier to grab. Or the roll in hand method works for me too Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Here is something some people haven't said: Don't beg for sex. Do things just because, and not because you are lookin for nookie. Saying, "I'll be quick." Is not romantic. When you buy her something, make sure it is for her not for you. Chances are if she dosen't feel well she won't want to have sex, but still may be up for nugglies. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Boasting about how cool one is on the internet is most decidely uncool. for that I think everyone needs to check box 1 Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

uh what? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yeah it is kinda fun tieing knots. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

How To Shower Like a Woman: -Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. -Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. -If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. -Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. -Get in the shower. -Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone. -Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. -Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. -Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. -Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. -Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. -Rinse conditioner off hair. -Shave armpits and legs. -Turn off shower. -Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. -Spray mold spots with Tilex. -Get out of shower. -Dry with towel the size of a small country. -Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. -Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. -If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man: -Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. -Walk naked to the bathroom. -If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. -Look at your manly physique in the mirror. -Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. -Get in the shower. -Wash your face. -Wash your armpits. -Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. -Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. -Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. -Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. -Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. -Pee. -Rinse off and get out of shower. -Partially dry off. -Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. -Admire wiener size in mirror again. -Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. -Return to bedroom with towel around waist. -If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again. -Throw wet towel on bed. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192

Yeah, but we love u anyway Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192