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  1. Broke

    WHORE

    I would like to invite you o the pants party. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. Warning heeded... Whoa... So Alex is banned from SC permanently? Are you really shocked about that one? I would say the contribution to troll ration was something like 1 : 9.985 Times 10 to the 1,000,000th power Did this thread ever catch fire? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. You know I saw the commercial, and though that dosen't sound like a good idea at all. I hope they have an ambulance on standby Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. So how much do you think he got paid to do that shoot? Getting paid to BASE jump what's this world coming to. The making of was pretty cool. How does he get back up to his house? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. You know I would rather have to try to cover up the act, then having to try to hid durring the clean up. I mean it is just bad having to pull your boxers on when you haven't cleaned up you load. could this thread be used as an arguement for a mens forum? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. Broke

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    LOUD NOISES!!! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. The first thing I did was to stop listening to EMO and start listening to real metal. Metal make it all better Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. Use the universal key Bolt Cutters Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. None of the above. There is only one woman I dream about. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. I'll tell my fiance you said that. He'll thank you in the morning. Why is he a skydiver too? Have a nice 2 way. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. Broke

    Jackpot

    Time to hit the casino Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. Haven't skydived in months? Damn no wonder you are being difficult. You need to go down and fast. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Broke

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    That's cheating Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Lets say everyone knows it is your 100th but they just don't act on it? Does that leave the window open? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. Broke

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    Hey those ballance my discovery from this weekend. Someone ate my english muffins from the refrigerator even though I have my name written all over them. I didn't give anyone my express permission to eat those english muffins, and yet I get in and half of my package is missing. I but the whole grain ones so it is like 2-3 bucks a pack. Bastard! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. So what are the pie worthy jump numbers? And if you go nekked are you still available to get pied? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. Ok so one time my brother and I saw this piece on sky surfing on one of those news shows, so we decided hey we have a boogie board. We went up to the roof jumped and threw the boogie board under our feet. Too bad we didn't live in a house that has a 3rd floor. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. Broke

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    So tonight I wandered up to the vending machine to see what I would suppliment my crappy dinner with. I bought some little debbie nutty bars, and fig nutons. I then noticed that the Reese's Peanutbutter cups were jamed in the machine on a little plastic tab. I put in my first 50cents and there was only a little bit of movement. Then I popped in another 50 cents, and JACKPOT I got 6 packs of peanut butter cups. In this bout of man verses the vending machine I won. But there were aparently 4 losers before me. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Oh no, not again! [swoon] again? [/swoon] Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Beerworthy offences- no statute of Limitations Pieworthy- statute of limitations currently unknown Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. 3way chick hug anyone? Only if we can do it in silk jammies and have a pillow fight after. and the thread digresses. I'll vollenteer to do video Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. I don't know I thought pieing was limited to the very few minutes following the pie worthy jump. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. Ok I think I found the answer crawling through some of the old threads. The answer is because, "I am the coolest!" - GFD Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. You are supposed to suck not blow Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. Yup yup!! Been down *that* road too many times, myself... I personally love this line, "I want a guy like you, just not you." Of course you can end any hope when they say, "You are a really nice guy." Then there is the ever popular, "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Now the only reasion you have a friendship with them is because you are hoping it will be something more. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192