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  1. Broke

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    need some testers? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. I would say day of rememberance yes but holiday? Nope I don't need a holiday to remind me about what death smells like as you cross the 59th street bridge Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. You don't need coverage just guy really hurt rack up a shitlot of ER bills and fly home Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. I would at least try to arrange sex for money thay way you have a smile on your face when you get screwed Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. lol Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. You know those tips he gave in that article is how he said you should do all your landings at a seminar of his I attended Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. Just a devotion to a potion Please no applause A dedication to a medication A crutch a cure a cause What I've counted on to pick me up Has knocked me to my knees Before I hit the floor once more I'll call it the disease Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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    That would look better on the floor of my livingroom Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. Ever see Monty Python's Meaning of life where the guy got chased off the cliff by topless rugby girls Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. But it would be fun to try Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. I am greedy I'll take both Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Would that be the original or V2.0 Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Did you miss Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. DICK!!! Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. Mariage is just a way for our churches to control us Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. I still have no idea what my PM does Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. The brightest star in the night sky is Cyrrius(sp?) also known as the dog star. The boat that Charles Darwin sailed on was the HMS Beagle. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
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  20. You don't marry a member of your own sex silly Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. Gonna sing a song, a song to you A song I've sung before Belt out a ballad that I've belted out A million times or more The words I'm gonna scream And getting drunk's the central theme to the lyrics, if you can Make the lyrics out at all Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before Goin' with a cure that's never failed me What you call the disease, I call the remedy What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. I've dove into before Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted Like a million times or more A familiar joint Where getting drunk's the only point To frequent this place With any frequency at all Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before Goin' with a cure that's never failed me What you call the disease, I call the remedy What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. Use spicy mustard Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. lol Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. Did you know if you are jewish it is ok to be gay as long as you marry and carry on the species Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192