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  1. Easy come easy go Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  2. So how about just the BJ Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  3. So I am guessing that is a no? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  4. I didnt say that I wanted to try it! Never said you didn't want ot either Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  5. So you wanna? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  6. Thought it was time to sex up the bonfire Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  7. #9: The Vomit-Drinking Doctor How far would you go to prove a theory? Stubbins Ffirth, a doctor-in-training living in Philadelphia during the early nineteenth century, went further than most. Way further. Having observed that yellow fever ran riot during the summer, but disappeared during the winter, Ffirth concluded that it was not a contagious disease. Instead, he theorized it was caused by an excess of stimulants such as heat, food, and noise. To prove his theory, Ffirth set out to demonstrate that no matter how much he exposed himself to yellow fever, he wouldn't catch it. He started by making small incisions on his arms and pouring "fresh black vomit" obtained from a yellow-fever patient into the cuts. He didn't get sick. Next he dribbled some vomit in his eyes. He fried some up on a skillet and inhaled the fumes. He fashioned some into a pill and swallowed it. Finally he took to drinking entire glasses of pure, undiluted black vomit. And still he didn't get sick. Ffirth rounded out his experiment by liberally smearing himself with other yellow-fever tainted fluids: blood, saliva, perspiration, and urine. Healthy as ever, he declared his theory proven. Unfortunately, he was wrong. Yellow fever is very contagious, but it requires direct transmission into the blood stream, usually by a mosquito, to cause infection. But considering all Ffirth did to infect himself, it is a bit of a miracle he remained alive. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  8. I was browsing ebay and lookie what I found for sale a "New" Strato Flyer http://cgi.ebay.com/Sport-Parachute-Ram-Air-Strato-Flyer-New_W0QQitemZ130152851272QQihZ003QQcategoryZ106980QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  9. I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red you have no brakes And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape So you can see the look on your face Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  10. Prostate rub durring a BJ After jumping Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  11. Broke

    I Give up!

    We love you babe Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  12. lol I just call you a retard because I love you like a brother. A retarded brother, but a brother none the less Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  13. Broke

    I Give up!

    Ill take it Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  14. Because Hugs are better Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  15. how you doin Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  16. Not last night. This just popped in my head today Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  17. What else do you slap your tongue on? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  18. I would say I have never had one, but I am curious Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  19. Gotta let it breathe either that or did someone add some flavoring? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  20. Could we get some Mag Sulfate over there. Good luck beautiful. Girls are difficult Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  21. I would have to agree. I have found the skydiving community to be like a second family. All be it a dysfunctional family, but a family none the less. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  22. I would tend to say that using a student loan for a rig would be fiscally irresponsible. Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  23. You won't find out until the week before the game. I ment on those trouble makers getting arrested? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  24. Why don't you call PD and ask them to send you a PDR160 that you can demo as a main Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192
  25. What are the odds? Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192