j_ung

I climb stuff and agree. Except for the obvious, I don't know squat about jumping, but there are several different disciplines in climbing. Some are far more dangerous than others. Toproping? Skydiving seems more dangerous to me. Big-wall freesoloing? No offense to you fine folks, but I think you'd have to jump with your rig attached to nothing but your genetalia to rival it. (I love the pirate emoticon, but what exactly does it mean?)

I'm overrated. There are hotter guys on RC.com than me... but few funnier! (looking) Here are a few climbing shots. I don't have a way to shrink the photos here, so you'll have to settle for links. No puking. http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?id=40897 http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?id=39373 http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?id=51365 http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?id=54641

Not on the first date, mama. Give me a couple months to grow my balls.

You might be right. Rehnquist's seat is a conservative for a conservative -- even trade, politically speaking. O'Conner is a centrist, which could very well make her seat more contentious.

I hereby renounce my RC.com citizenship. Wuffo j_ung reporting.

Can I put images directly into threads here? Or do I have to provide a link?

No... I guess not...

Good stuff! I have a saying: If you slam three Vodka/Red Bulls in quick succession, there's a one-hour period immediately after, during which you can climb ANYTHING.

Ahem... Nekkid post whore thread?

All right kiddies, I'm out for the night! Thanks for helping me achieve negative work output today. sniff... I love you guys... sniff... Hey what's that smell?

Y'know, I can't think of a single RC.com babe who would actively solicit booby capability on our site. This is a strange and wondrous land, indeed.

... As Remster apologized for Frenchy, let me apologize for Ashtanga, he is a kind person in reality. Remster will smell of Smoked Salmon this Friday, and Frenchy, vell, he is French so do yu reely tink he givzashit? Croissants rule! gdamn, what was in my chai this morning? --- None needed! Not that I'm calling either of them assholes -- I'm not, 'cause I don't know them -- but do you think we have no assholes on RC.com? Some days I can't wash the smell off my mouse with a bottle of bleach and a brillo pad.

Hey, it sounds like this merge will work out for you guys after all. You can whine and throw a tantrum to Sangiro to allow boobies on your site too. Play it like little kids do..."how come they get boogies and we don't? It's no fair, you like them better!" I bet it will work. Weeeellllll... as an RC.com site manager, I guess I'm at least partially responsible for that policy. But only by association! There was a no-nudity rule long before I came on board.

Is that anything like abseiling? (SOme of us are from the Olde Worlde) Regards, Yes! Abseiling... while wearing Lederhosen and clipping in with krabs.

Yeah, we've got a pretty strict no nudity thing over there. So, where exactly is this site... ahem...

D'oh! Sorry, bro. I'm across the country in Charlotte. Anybody close to Charlotte? We might be able to arrange sumthin'...

Howdy ChuteMe, I agree completely on all counts. Check the link above!

ROTFLMAO Welcome to DZ.com :) Search for Naked pictures in the photo Gallery My personal Favorite is the Nekkied Reverse Rodeo AKA Mile Hi Club Jump. Still looking for a Lady to make a Nekkid Reverse Rodeo Jump with me What would be the equivalant "Must do (it this way) before you Die" for a Climber? Shockley's Ceiling! http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=95407&start=0

Where are you, Nate?

Psssst... no politics in this forum... Try Speaker's Corner, wuffo!

This is exactly what happened in the link I posted above. If the kid who died had rappelled ass first, instead of face first, he'd have seen his gear get tangled and would likely be alive today. As it is (I won't get into lengthy explanations) one piece of gear levered awkwardly against another and broke, removing him from the system almost immediately. But hey! This is supposed to be a fun thread! Who's got a cheesy poof? Post me some porn!

Absolutely correct. Unfortunately, it's a big difference. If you have lots of time, check this exhaustive thread out... http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=54450&start=0

Unfortunately, still far more men than women. You guys get to post porn here...

Hahahaha! I've posted this a few times over the years on RC.com. Happy to share! Funny Aussie rappel story: Once, at Carderock, a local DC crag famous for accessibility and therefore, crowds, I observed a fella rappelling Aussie style. Though slightly crunchy in threadbare shorts that showed his tighty whities and an equally torn T-shirt, he appeared confident, set a bomber anchor and proceded to rappel face first. Not that none of the assembled masses had never seen it before, but still it's somewhat rare, so the majority of us stopped what we were doing and watched. Mid-rappel, the intrepid abseiler's torn shorts became firmly lodged in the figure 8 suspended mere inches above his sky-turned ass and he stopped cold. After several seconds of bouncing to try to free himself - to no avail - he removed both hands from the brake to poke, prod and wiggle the offending device. Bad move. Letting go the brake added just the right amount of weight to his stuck and stretched-to-the-limit shorts, which promptly ripped from his pelvis and slurped through his figure 8 like a chunk of strawberry through a milkshake straw. Thus freed from the bondage of his shorts - yet without a hand on the brake - the would-be hero crashed frontside-first into a thankfully un-talused landing. His shorts, like an Autumn leaf, fluttered to the ground beside him. Though the rappeller, who disappeared quickly afterward, was uninjured, many more of us were later admitted to the hospital with torn abdominal muscles from forceful laughing. True story... except for the torn stomach muscles part.

Hey Chad! Come on in! The water's great!