simplyputsi

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  1. I must be easily amused. You peoples suck!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  2. http://hyundaiusa.thebigduhsale.com/index.html brilliant I say!!!! When the page finally loads, click on the pop up on the side that says compose own duh song and it should be self explanatory from there. I was pissing a co worker off big time with it. Fun to be had by all. Pure genius!!! Me likey.
  3. IBAD!!!!!! IBAD!!!!!!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  4. They give you the + -, because although yes they are extremely accurate, some are not using the latest greatest, specially in Alabama, and your car spedometer is not entirely precise. The sherriffs officer I know says they give 10 mph, but most don't waste their time for anything under 15 mph over. I can tell you from experience that seems to be so, at least in GA. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  5. Billy if you believe a cop is going to pull you over for 1 mph over the limit, then I have some swamp land I'll sell you, better yet, some land on mars. Even when it is 0 tolerance they give you a + -, because the devices have error, and it's basically a waste of their time. A judge will never enforce a 1mph over, and might even get mad at the trooper for wasting time on it. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  6. Fucking hell I set myself up for that one. I'll kick you in the nutz!!!! I'll clarify at least, i'm not saying if you have kids you are stupid. Don't want anyone to get their panties in a wad. Not that I fucking care. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  7. Hey Lee, guy at the office here had to get a vasectomy twice. So it's not 100%. One of his boys is proof of that. squirrel, I hardly ever drink tap water so that solution doesn't work. J has an idea similar to that. I do think that having to take a pill or get a shot to have a baby is the way to go. That way you have made the decision to have a baby. Of course there would be a ton of critics of this. Stupid people breed, because they are stupid Skymama's #2 stalker -
  8. I just glanced at it, but DMV, time schedule, psyeahhhhhh right. You are most definitely going to be late somewhere. Expect it. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  9. The voices in my head keep me company when I workout. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  10. yeah, but you could buy a whole bunch of those and then put them around the yard. Then when he eats one it's no biggie. ok, yeah, it's the worst idea ever. that website has some cool stuff on it. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  11. I could have a solution. Could confuse the boy though. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2145 Skymama's #2 stalker -
  12. http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2203 all of these would look pretty funny on my belly button. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  13. I thought it was because I wasn't there Start charging for beers to the annoying people. Then when they notice you gave one to someone else, say well I owe them from before or some shit like that. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  14. you should have wrote on a piece of paper," Here is a tip, don't beg for tips and maybe people will leave them more often, I would have." I agree with my stalkee skymama. I don't leave the place a mess, so I don't think they have anything overly out of their way to do. I usually leave the do not disturb sign on the door when I stay multiple days so that they don't have to do anything. When I need towels, I'll ask. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  15. They get a paycheck, so no. I actually never heard of this until a few years ago, and everyone I know does not leave a tip. Only time I've left a tip was on a cruise, and actually that was paid for, but I left extra cause I thought the standard amount was kind of crappy. If you stay 1 night at a place why should you tip??? Skymama's #2 stalker -
  16. Dangit!!! Participate now!!!!! I think i'd laugh my ass off if I saw a squirrel run up and attack some kid. I wonder what the website alerts say. code orange- squirrel attacks possible code red- squirrel attacks likely Skymama's #2 stalker -
  17. We need more squirrel names. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  18. what if I provide you with a linky to the pic of me then will you unban??? hmmm you might be onto something here. Maybe I can get a cat fight going. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  19. sure, deny it. Whatev. Myspace, stupid!!!! blasphemy!!!!! hey I've got it. Unban all those trouble makers and then we'll have plenty of entertainment. Come on, pretty please. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  20. maybe I am, maybe i'm not. You'll just have to see is that you seriously??? that is funny. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  21. look skymama is cheating on us http://www.airlinecrew.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=160071&page=2 Skymama's #2 stalker -
  22. You must be lost Skymama's #2 stalker -
  23. hey remi, just wanted to let you know I saw one of those nice guru bikes this weekend. It was, NICE!!! I probably beat that person though, mwuahahahhahahaha. Skymama's #2 stalker -