simplyputsi

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  1. An LR3 successfully navigated a plane from NICE to Corsica. However days later it couldn't navigate the owner to the nearest starbucks. Anybody else think a car navigating an airplane has nothing to do with anything. I don't much fly my car around. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  2. You get a large bucket of the coldest water you can find. Dump it on her then toss a blanket over her and stomp on it till she isn't moving anymore. I doubt after that she will be smoking hot and you won't have any problems to worry about. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  3. lil??? did they shrink?? Skymama's #2 stalker -
  4. I was gonna invite you, but you said you were busy or something. You missed out on some good eatin!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  5. I thought you were gonna say I keep jizzing all over my keyboard and have to clean it up. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  6. That is Do you like apples? What? Apples do you like apples? ahh yeah? (slams paper on window) well I got her number! How do you like them apples?? Skymama's #2 stalker -
  7. I do however dream about you turtle boy I hear you are something special Skymama's #2 stalker -
  8. I don't, repeat, don't dream about you. EVER!! By the way, what is going on with your avatar. It's all dark and I can't really tell what it is. Looks like you put some horns and a funny face on karma. You should come down here for gsl #4, think they might need another jumper since me and ham can't do it. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  9. HAMBONE!! I hope he gets so much sand in his crack that when he wipes for a week it's like sandpaper!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  10. You missed wher I called you a lying beotch!!!! Then when you didn't reply to defend yourself I thought you were driving down here to kill me. Then I thought, nahhhhhh he wouldn't do that. Or would you? Skymama's #2 stalker -
  11. I almost always, always have a chapstick and contact lense drops in my right pocket. If at work I also have my badge. Left pocket is my drivers license and money. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  12. Acworth beach does not count as a beach. Just to let you know. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  13. It's gonna look awfully curious if you are there by yourself with sand in your crack. You do realize you are going to end up sunburned because you ditched skydiving for this. The skygods won't let you get away with it. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  14. I'm gonna have to say you are a lying beotch!!! how do you like them apples?? Too funny, the other day I open my fridge to get some sierra mist and there are two 2 liters, one is almost full and the other is unopened. It's like I'm stock piling the stuff. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  15. Can't swim?? We should definitely get a pool then and give you some lessons. Everyone should know how to swim, or at least float. Pool pool pool!!!! The webisite says there is a pool, I assumed it meant in Rantoul somewhere. We could totally take that joint over in a hot afternoon excursion!! Tanya, got at least one jump saved for you. Ummm chocolate pudding could be good but ummm there could be a little problem with it. Like I care, you get some girls scantily clad wrestling and I'll be good. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  16. ummm and ice cream, don't forget Skymama's #2 stalker -
  17. mmmmmm bacon. have you seen that 70's show when eric says that? They need to come up with instant bacon. Brilliant!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -
  18. sleeping is overrated. When I first saw this post I was like ummm what is this person talking about. I had to go back and reread my post. Hope you are enjoying the u.s. Hey if you are in florida July 1 the space shuttle is "scheduled" to take off then. Not something you can see everyday. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  19. I find you odd. Yet I'm intrigued. Aren't dogs tongues like clean or something. If you haven't gotten sick from it yet, then go for it. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  20. Funny I think I've actually had these and do remember them being rather tasty. I'm sure such things can be ordered off the internet though. You'd have to be an addict to do that though. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  21. what the heck??!!! I don't have any issue. Remember I felt bad for running over one not to long ago. If you would have seen kamikazee boy fly out into the nothing you would have laughed as well. Just the other day I braked for one of the bastards. I was flooring it and running straight for them lately, but this one looked a little young and probably would have just stayed put. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  22. That is because they have the "good fat" in them. Peanuts have not grabbed me as an addiction but I am pretty fond of them. Just bought some honey roasted the other day. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  23. I hear that. I only eat them once and awhile though, and I generally just like the kernals. Planters sunflower kernals, mmmmmmmm good. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  24. damn you for that!!!! I can almost taste it. Skymama's #2 stalker -
  25. On my lunch break I went to quiznos and low and behold they have sierra mist there. It took a lot of restraint to not buy one. However this is definitely my addiction lately. I swear whenever I'm in the grocery store and I see it I have to buy a two liter of it. For some reason I only like the two liters. I don't drink carbonated beverages anymore, except for this one. I swear they put some addictive chemical in it. Just like that blasted colonel!!! Skymama's #2 stalker -