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  1. Um yeah it does SlapHappie....... So the next question is........why get married if you can have a committed relationship without doing so? I say if it goes that far......cohabitate! BTW Did you know that back in 1980 it was illiegal to cohabitate in the state of Arizona? It only takes a little pixie dust......
  2. ·FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR · Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head. · Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off. · Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?” · Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. · When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. · Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. · Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: “ I’ve got new socks on.” · When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “ Oh, not now…. Motion sickness.” · Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. · Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “oops!” · Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. · Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side. · Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to a far corner of the elevator. · Draw a little square in the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is you “personal space” · If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, “Bad touch” · While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it …quick!” then whistle innocently. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. It only takes a little pixie dust......
  3. Chrome are you ever going to reply to my PM? It only takes a little pixie dust......
  4. Boobies....end of thread! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  5. Ok all you heart throbs out there for those of us that haven't been around long here it is. Who will admit to currently being in a long term relationship/married? As for me.....D I V O R C E D a lonnnnnnnng time ago and plan to stay single! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  6. Then you are a better person for it. Cheers It only takes a little pixie dust......
  7. Rhino-cute kid! Just rememebr that at one point there must have been something that you really loved about her or you wouldn't have been with her. I keep trying to remind myself of that everday when the girls say well Daddy's girlfried.....I wonder if this is the one that I walked in on that middle aged one around 20? No seriously though.....I know it's tough...hang in there. Cheers It only takes a little pixie dust......
  8. Do know abvout interferon....and it is still incurable......it goes dormant.. It only takes a little pixie dust......
  9. Good for you! Cheers! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  10. I put up with enough shit, don't make me eat it too! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  11. I choose sex right after a day of skydiving when all the senses are hightened. (oh geez where is that beck and call guy?) It only takes a little pixie dust......
  12. Oh Justin com'mon pig uterus? No one was able to keep those down........just plain sick and wrong! Ewwwwww It only takes a little pixie dust......
  13. well sunshine......I'm a salad LOL and diet coke It only takes a little pixie dust......
  14. I wake up in a different world everyday........does that count? It only takes a little pixie dust......
  15. The way I see it is.......if I can do it......hell anybody can! Have fun! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  16. head cheese,haggies,gizards,chicken liver, beef liver, poi,pickled herring,raw oysters, sardines,anchovies,fried green tomatos, pigs snout, pigs feet, chicken feet, tongue ANY kind of caviar...ackkk reminds me of Tom Hanks in "Big" Anything that one cannot identify should not be consumed! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  17. Definately NO boobies.......of course Nike is a rather diverse company....I've seen lots of boobies and.....and.....LOL It only takes a little pixie dust......
  18. Okay if you are what you eat...... beef eaters are - cows pork eaters are-pigs poulty eaters are-chickens or turkeys fish eaters- why ...TUNA of course! Oh wait that tastes like....chicken............. :P~~~~~~~~~ It only takes a little pixie dust......
  19. It is imperative that one continues to contact the prospective sponsor. Get your name in front of them, and yet refrain from being annoying and bothersome. Yes, one does have to have won several meets for the most part before being considered. It took me a long time and effort to finally get Nike to even consider allowing us to hold tandem courses at thier fitness centers (accomplished just this year).Last summer I managed to get 42 employees out to the DZ to jump, so this is progress. I even have permission to write an article, a huge victory as I see it. Part of the issue I am sorry to say, is that many of the larger manufuctures still view skydivers as anomolies rather than well honed athletes. I have spoken with several of the "innovative appearal" folks about clothing, maybe even a new line of skydiving wear. It's a way out there, but at least skydiving is being talked about and even tried by employees at Nike World Headquarters. It's all about educating folks. You have to make them "need" you. The old bait and switch.....have a couple folks going through AFF and tandem progression. Have a good business plan....and remember that you ARE the business and need to present yourself in a positive way. Best of Luck! B It only takes a little pixie dust......
  20. I have my dream , bought everything new this last October. Problem is........now I want a smaller canopy.....waaaaaaaaaaaaah wahhhhhhhhhhh It only takes a little pixie dust......
  21. Umkay......bend over and bark like a dog? (hehe) It only takes a little pixie dust......
  22. Jesus! If you lie you have to remember stuff! Acts of omission.....um okay then! hell don't listen to me I practice the catch and release program! LMAO (Yes Clay BOTH kinds of release!) :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cheers! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  23. Yeah big boy..........take a number! It only takes a little pixie dust......
  24. LMAO! What about when all else fails? It only takes a little pixie dust......
  25. Just be honest.....say what you mean, mean what you say. Do not fill her full of platitudes. I think Chrome gave some very good advice all the way around. You will have a tough road if she isn't a skydiver or at least willing to give it a try. Whuffos do not understand and won't until they join the fray. Hey Chrome how about a date? Cheers and have fun! It only takes a little pixie dust......