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    I took me two doses of valum and two tries to get through it. If you can relax it will be fine but it was IMPOSSIBLE for me to relax. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Didn't we help push that nasty thing out???? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I am so gonna kick your a$$ in Eloy his year. I really don't care about that pic as I still had on more clothes than when I go to the beach. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Dang...and I thought you all were drunk enough to forget that I get ready for bed while you were all still there. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    EXACTLY what she said. The other bitch. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Like I have enough sense to set the thing in any mode except on. GEEZ -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I'll go way out of my way if I really like the people or planes. That said I don't want to have to scrounge for a place to stay or food. If the gang is going out for dinner I want to be included. If the DZ is miles from everything I really appreciate the locals that make my life and stay so much nicer. Professionalism is very hard to come by lately at some of the DZ's I've jumped at and it really makes a big difference in the way my day goes. Having someone there to help LO is always a plus. I so enjoy the challenge of jumping with larger groups when I hit Eloy or Perris. Having a rigger onsite is almost a must if you have a mal. HH...you know you can't just limit me to 3. Geez -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    I may have missed one or two along the way but I'm pretty close. I don't always log especially if there was nothing OUTSTANDING that day but I do eventually get around to the basics at least. Damn protrack doesn't log crew jumps. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Damn, JP....I'haven't had red hair in over a year and a half. You need some new pics baby. We'll work on that this year. Maybe I can get some of you even this time -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    You are a silly man. I can't wait to see you again. Tell Karen not to break anything this time though. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Which twins are we talking about here? Why, JP's cutie pie twins of course. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    LMAO...I so can't wait for this story when I get to Eloy. Will it change after a few beer? I'm just glad it wasn't any worse and that you'll heal well and get to play another day. Take it easy and enjoy the drugs. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    And me. and Katie. and BB. and Sunny. and Amy. and The Twins. And Corinne. And well all the rest of the sweet chick. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    You went out with a guy Yes, I did go out with a guy. Nothing major. I'm major on a guys are lying insensitive bastards (yes, even guys that skydive) right now but I have no problem with dinner and a movie as long as my heart isn't involved. And it's Ms. Bitch thank you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    45:12:1 45 minutes to calm down after my first crew jump. That was so much fun. I've done lots of "playing" under canopy but never any actual crew with a Prodigy and a real crew dawg. I liked it so much I did another one even. HUM, anyone got a 150 crew main they want to sell? 8 jumps Sat and 4 today. 2 crew, 8 jumps with low time jumpers sharing some of what I learned in the tunnel, and 2 solo sits. The case is for the first crew jump, first time intentionally wrapping my feet in someone's lines, first downplane (sorta...we tried anyway). I will gladly pay in green bottles the next w/e I'm at the DZ. All in all a good weekend even for this bitch. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    This is a legitimate question that i was asked by a friend last night. He wanted to know if after jumping does sex seem like a smaller release? Personally not from my point of view but maybe you guys think differently. Maybe after jumping you can go longer because it always takes more and more adrenalin to get you to that high? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Wow, a nice date including dinner and a movie with a sweetheart. great conversation too. Gee it is amazing what you miss with a non communicative date. Life may be looking up after all.
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    OK, something I haven't really thought about so help me here. The guy I went out with tonight asked was sex better or worse after skydiving? Sex vs. skydiving. Which is better and why? Please explain your answer. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    We did a 6 way at my DZ with me as pax when I broke my arm. It was so good to be back in the sky and tons of fun. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Coke, Soda, or Pop?

    mouth replied to indyz's topic in The Bonfire

    The term "coke" is used by the Coca Cola Bottling Company to describe it's brand of cola soft drink. They used Coke as a marketing took for so many years here (yes, Coke is based out of Atlanta) that people naturally caught on and passed it around. EVERYTHING they make can be described by the term "coke". I don't care if you think I am a hillbilly (funny as hell because there are no hills near me at all ). Get over it and bring me a cold Diet Dr. Pepper with a straw. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    My sympathy to Carlos's family and friends. I know you will miss him greatly. No you can fly free with the angels. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    OMG, that is so true. A true Southern Redneck would never be caught dead without his shirt in anything below freezing. BTW, anything below 50 degrees is considered freezing int he South. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    You might be a redneck if: you house has more wheels than your car. you comb has more teeth than you do. your toilet is in the front yard with flowers planted in it. you can spit farther than a camel because of the holes in your teeth. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    Tell him to come to Dublin, GA home of the Redneck Games. They are going to be shown on MTV and some European cable channel. Go figure. You can surely learn what a redneck is during the tobacco spitting contest, the hubcap throw, the mud pit belly flop contest and several more I won't mention. Darn, I'll be out of town this w/e and will miss it all. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
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    State Farm here in the US has all my gear insured agains theft, dmange or loss. I had it added to my homeowners policy but it is called a personal articles policy. Well worth it to me as I now dont' worry about someone taking my gear or loosing anything. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.