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Hey, if I remember correct, you can find your own trouble without my help. Wow, and I thought it was you guys all this time. ME??? REALLY??? Never Anybody seen my tool kit? The wrench and flashlight seem to be missing. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

LOL...I still haven't joined. I think it is the finality of it all. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

maybe I need to hit the local store too. Glow in the dark you say. Very interesting idea. OMG...there goes my mind SOUTH Bytch and Mar, what have you two gotten me into???? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Here's to those who love us, and to those don't may the good Lord turn their hearts, or if he cant' turn their hearts may he turn their ankles ...so we'll know them by their limp. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Jason...oh, yeah, he's Baaaaccccckkkk! Wahoo...you owe me a jump my friend. Congrats and big hugs. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Adding my prayers to this thread as it seems he is going to need all he can get. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Squeakie one! Hope you had a great day. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

That is so sad. You and your friend are in my thoughts and prayers. Let us know if there is anything we can do. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

We were under perfectly good mains before toooo low. That is all that counts. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Well, the first Cessna jusp was very nearly my last jump ever. The instructor on my last jump to get my A license was to instruct me on how to exit the plane at low altitude (the hop and pop). She had NEVER exited a cessna before and didnt' instruct me corectly. The door hit me in the head, knocked me into the strut, ripped off the alti, and I basically went head down flipping off. They had no idea if I was dead or what. I pulled unstable after 6 seconds (thank God for that big student main) and landed ok. I told the DZO that if he insisted I redo that level I was walking. I swore to never grace the door of a cessna again as long as I lived. Well, I've now tripled my number of cessna jumps and lived. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

CSpencyFly and I will be heading to Skydive Statesboro this afternoon for an entertaining weekend of jumping. If you are interested in coming down to play and want to cook out Sat night please let me know via PM or on my cell. Everyone have a safe weekend and have fun. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

We both may be old enough to be the mother's of his dates, but you know he couldn't handle it that is why he wants them so young. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

all women are psycho, skydivers more so there was a scale somewhere..., unfortunately a certain level of psychosis is a dangerously attractive trait at times.. You know that goes both ways honestly. Look at the guys at the DZ (when you are back out and around) that are always scheming and doing crazy stuff. I think as a lot male and female we live life fast and hard often times taking the SO with us for that ride. No, it isn't always fair, but we do it anyway. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Damn, can we load the plane yet. I 'm ready to get the heck outta here. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

High...realizing life ain't all it's cracked up to be. low...Being there anyway. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I've actually kept in touch somewhat with one of them. He was pretty cool. Rented a car and we drove all over LA. I saw things I'd have never seen otherwise. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I was flight attendant on a plane with Michael Jackson. He booked the entire first class section. Dixie ??? from Designing Women and her dog were once on a flight. Cute dog. I got to hang out at a party with the Miami Dolphins (think marino, etc) when they charted a jet out of Miami. I once took a plane of secret service agents to LAX for then Pres Reagan. Talk about fire power. It is amazing those boys made it through security. They were fun to party with. Hershel Walker (Heisman at GA, played for the Cowboys) grew up about 10 miles from me. He lived in the same complex as I did when I lived in Irving, TX. We would talk to each other from the pool while he was on his balcony. Met lots of the cowboys though that connection. Tom landry was even at one of the functions I went to. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Naaaa... It itches under my chinos. Somehow the mental picture attached to that just made me spew coffee everywhere. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Happy Birthday Chris. May all your wishes come true. (I think some of them already have. ) have a great day. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Remmie...you are in a mood today. So I'm going to assume you like the little fluffs of lace

Liquid Valium 1 shot Crown 1 shot Peach schnappes OJ Cranberry juice add the shots to a glass filled with ice. Finish filling the glass with the oj and Cranberry stir and enjoy. It is really good and will kick your butt. April...the red is pretty. Gives the room character. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Yes, my unplanned vacation to Houston was a big success. I managed 12 jumps which included some fun girlie ways, some big stuff, a formation load, and even a fun sitfly. What more can a girl ask for??? OK, Ill tell you. Todd... had something crawl up his a$$ and die. Please don't eat that again. OMG, my eyes were watering. Conway...thanks for the grips up or down and all the entertaining moments. Turtle...thanks for sharing the camera step. Sorry those door hogs took it all. Send me some of those pictures. Flyangel...well, you are quite simply the greatest. Thanks for the pink socks. I love them and you. Morgan...you are a sweetie. Keep big Dave straight. I'm so glad you found your ring and all is well. Hugs hon. Wendy...THANK YOU so much for the invite and wonderful hospitality. You and Rich rock. Not many people would have gone out of their way for me on such short notice and I really appreciate it. (PSST...hey guys Wendy cooks!) Lovin you. Got to see Mel and Jason, and finally meet Alli. Hugged Deva, saw Kolla and generally had a blast. Funny thing was Lyle was sitting in the airport bar (geez, go figure where 2 skydivers would gravitate) and I didn't know him. We got to talking over beers and found out we had both been at the same place and didn't know it. (BTW, Lyle can't type for shit.) he also isn't real observant since I sat my rig right next to me not in a gear bag. We moved our seats and talked all the way to ATL. Talk about a coincidence. Thanks to all for the great fun. Texas Rocks -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I cut the grass with a few choice beverages. Now I'm finishing painting the guest bathroom (red, BTW) drinking Liquid Valium. YUM... CHEERS -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

HUM...we need some sort of Happy Hour while I'm there over the first w/e too. Maybe a house warming party for the tent????? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Don't make me come up there -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.