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For the past week I've had dreams about horseshoe mals. I always dream someone who is jumping with me hold my BOC closed (how queer is that???) causing the main not to deploy corectly resulting in my having to resort to my emergency procedures. So help me out here. Let's review the procedures for a horsehoe mal. What should I do and why? (Besided kick the sh*t out of the bastard who holds my BOC closed in my dreams.) -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Kel, I'm not sure who you are talking about but are you sure he only has 60 jumps??? Travis only has a B license and that only to satisfy the WFFC guidelines. He has over 700 jumps. Are you sure Wendel and Trey realize he is jumping a camera. Honestly Trey is flying and Wendel is working with students so unless someone points things out to him he may not have noticed. My suggestion is to point it out to Trey during the week so he can make those in position to talk to the child aware of the situation. Just my opinion. Lisa -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I had to do Chuckie's don't tell me I have to do yours too!? What's with you 's? Chuck was pretty proud, though, couldn't wait to get his POPS stickers on the truck and patches sewn on his suits. Then again, he's got a reason to feel good about being an old man when he's got a foxy "old lady" like me! LOL...well needless to say there is NO WAY I'm joining on my own. The way I figure it I'm only 3 in sky years. As for his "Foxy Old Lady" I'd say he should be more than damn proud to have you. Not only are you foxy, but your a damn good skydiver and a great entertainer for my youngest. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Thanks for the well wishes you guys. I love you all for being so sweet and taking the time to post. Makes a girl feel loved even if there is nobody close by. I think back on the friends I've made here and and the fun jumps and antics we've all been a part of and of course the smile just spreads. I've really missed you all these past few months (work sucks...and yes, I had to work today...but a girl's gotta make jump $$). I look forward to many more years of great friendships and fun with all of you. As for the POPS membership, Mar, hon, read closely. The only way I'm joining is if someone joins for me. I will admit to being 40 but never accept it. Travis, you are more than welcome to use that tongue to tickle me anytime. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

LMAO....like the guys on the plane said Sat. Sex is not a weapon thus I can't use it as one. I can get mad, but he'd probably tickle me out of it. Anyway, if you so desire that is the only way I'll join POPS. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

WAHOOOOOO...congrats you two. It is good to see you happy, Chris. I told you when it was right you'd know it. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Thanks everyone. I do agree with you that women get better with age. Nothing like pushing 39...... backwards -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I'll be there tooooooo -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

OMG...I so need to meet Superwoman. She must be a hottie for you to smack her and get the response you did. So when ya coming home?????/ -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Cool, just the weekend we have already planned on being at Z Hills. This should be fun. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I guess you'll make plans to come down next year. Same time, same place. Much more lift capacity and even more cool stuff to give away. Your name was mentioned several times if that helps any. Something about someone smacking my a$$. Go to the roamingdz.com message borads and venture a guess about how many jumps we did. You just might win. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

If you are jealous you should have come to the Dublin St Patrick's Boogie. We gave away a ton of stuff and are now doing a guess to win on the boogie website. Guess you'll make plans for next year! Seriously, Jay, I relly like it and can't think of anyone who was more excited about their prize. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

If you were at the Dublin St. Patrick's Boogie you know we had tons of stuff to give away. Unfortunately not everyone got that chance so here is one last chance for you. As you all heard we were expecting between 30-40 people when this all started. We had hope just to keep one plane running We were excited when one dealer agreed to help us out. My thanks to EVERY dealer or DZ that provided us support for this Boogie. You guys ROCK like rock stars. You all know we far exceeded that goal and had a blast in the process. So here is how you win: Log on the www.roamingdz.com and go to the message board. Click on my post about a Chance to win. Post your guess for how many jumps we did over the weekend. It's that simple. The first person to get the correct answer will win the Flight Concepts certificate. Also while you are there if you won anything else please post it so I can check my records. Happy Guessing. For those of you who missed it...you missed a fabulous boogie. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

If you were at the Dublin St. Patrick's Boogie you know we had tons of stuff to give away. Unfortunately not everyone got that chance so here is one last chance for you. As you all heard we were expecting between 30-40 people when this all started. We had hope just to keep one plane running We were excited when one dealer agreed to help us out. My thanks to EVERY dealer or DZ that provided us support for this Boogie. You guys ROCK like rock stars. You all know we far exceeded that goal and had a blast in the process. So here is how you win: Log on the www.roamingdz.com and go to the message board. Click on my post about a Chance to win. Post your guess for how many jumps we did over the weekend. It's that simple. The first person to get the correct answer will win the Flight Concepts certificate. Also while you are there if you won anything else please post it so I can check my records. Happy Guessing. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I for one am glad it is over. That was work Sat and Sun. I had a blast jumping early out of the helo Wed and Thurs because people in town kept saying they "saw stuff" in the air. The one jump I snuck in on Sat at sunset with katie rocked. Man did I need some air. Thanks to all of you for coming down to play with me in my back yard. It rocked. Same time same place next year????? Oh, and if you happen to have been the person who "borrowed permantly" my skydiver behind manifest I'd really like it back as it was a special gift. I'll even find out where you can get one of your own w/o taking mine. One would think all the raffles would have been enough. geez -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Quit your bitchin'....I wanted to give lots of people a chance to get cool stuff. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Today has dawned bright and clear. A great day for a BOOGIE! Bring It! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Baby Girl...who needs Friday. Skip out and get here sooooooon. The helo is sweet -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

I got to jump the helo AGAIN today. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO We already have 7 people here plus the few locals. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Fun part is I got to do it again today. This so rocks. If I had a DZ close I'd be so poor I couldn't pay attention. Gee, I guess now I MUST make another just to keep my streak going. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

She should have just sent it with her REP who will be here playing with us! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Well, personally since I've helped organize the St Pats Boogie in Dublin I'm not going to be crawling to any other DZ. Of course if the gang in FL wants to fly up they are way more than welcome. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

Roamingdz.com is the web site. We are a group of GA jumpers who got tired of all the fussing between DZs and figured the best way to build friendships and meet new peeps was to open our own portable DZ. Chris Spence (cspencefly on here) had the idea about 2 years ago and started having boogies in his back yard. We were talking right before Christmas and Dublin was the obvious choice with the St Pats festival going on all month to draw a crowd. I started things locally and he got to work on the plane. It has now grown to a Grand Caravan, THE Super Pimp Daddy King Air, and a sweet helicopter (which we tried out yesterday). Local advertising has been trough the St Pats festival so they do it all. We taped a TV show yesterday that will air today. There have been radio spots throughout the month and brochures sent to Chambers of Commerce all over the Southeast. At first we expected about 20-30 jumpers and a few tandems. As of now we are expecting over 100 jumpers and probably at least 30 tandems. (I have over 20 with deposits and at least 5 people to call back) Less than a month ago I called several gear dealers who have been so gracious in sending prizes. We have tunnel time, tee shirts, water bottles, gear bags, pull up cords, free jump tickets, and lot so f percents off rigs, helmets and jumpsuits from many dealers. Alti-2, Mirage and Jump Shack are coming up to play. (THANKS GANG.....you ROCK) Marguritas are the green beverage of choice along with Heinekin...of course. Chick Fil A and Brusters ice cream have donated 100 free coupons for everyone. We have ribs and chicken made famous by Chris plus live entertainment and someone spinning late into the night. Dublin has a large enough airport that you can land a DC 9 if you are so inclined...hint hint Perris. Landing is great here. If you aren't coming...well you are gonna miss a grand time. Of course the fact that the helicopter will need another test jump today after I get off work doesn't hurt either. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

My thoughts exactly. I'm thinking we need to try it out tomorrow afternoon too just in case there is a problem that should be "fixed". I'm thinking my jump numbers for helo's is going to rise this weekend. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

That's right 3 of us got to start off the Roaming DZ boogie early this afternoon by "testing" the helicopter. It was so sweet. Not bad for a Wed in Dublin, GA where there is no DZ officially until Friday and will be gone Sunday. Life is good. Miss all you guys. Hope everyone is being safe and playing nice. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.