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  1. slacker..you do know how to drive don't you? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  2. nah...not necessary -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  3. Nobody wants my name -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  4. Fortson...did you tell. You promised. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  5. Now that made me smile. Glad to hear things may be looking up for you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  6. LMAO..trained Yes Maam. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  7. Let me say I hardly ever post here....just read. Something about two eyes (or ears) and one mouth. Coming from MOUTH. Ha Ha That is about all I see funny here. Anyone with 32 jumps who didn't pull their reserve and is still unsure if they will pull their reserve should be grounded until retraining. Period...no discussion. I know if Burke knew this he would nut up and chew you a new one. Anyone with 32 jumps who at 1000 feet is toggle whipping their canopy rather than preparing to set up a landing pattern should be grounded. Not only are you endangering yourself but you are also seriously increasing the danger you cause to your fellow jumpers. Result should be grounding until further training with either an instructor or canopy course. Skydiving is a team/group sport until it comes time to land and then it is every man or woman for themselves. You must rely on your training...get some before something bad happens. What if someone had been setting up for the landing pattern close to or under you? Would either of you still be here? Probably not. I don't even want to think about how that would feel. Now, I will say congrats on having enough intelligence to equip yourself with an RSL if that is what it took to save your hide. Add to your intelligence and become a safe member of our community rather than a statistic. (I hate reading incident reports.) BTW, I have had a slow speed mal and a high speed mal. You don't have time to think most of the time. Get the training, save your ass and maybe even save someone else from you. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  8. I figured as much after working in the industry. That said..... QUIT yer bitchin' -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  9. Then shouldn't it be Amazon Bolas It's practically in my backyard... Chaoskitty -disorganizing CSpenceFLY organizing Katiebear21 Lauraliscious mnealtx (in spirit) mouth namgrunt nannerbanner upndownshop Popsjumper Uhuuummmm uh like um well um an event organizer doesnt count? Oh never mind guess I just answered my own question....Ill just go back to work on my silly story telling and let you guys finish organizing this damn thing. Here is my to do list that I have thought of so far: design ads get sponsors for ads, get specialty ac get king air to go with 3 casas and otter get tents get food get shitters get showers get more rv slots get mfrs get prizes for auction get lo's get local vendors get beer get help get website done write pre articles for event get writers for post event get supplies shipped to event get banana and rafts get banners get shirts get apparel to sell get more free otter loads for jumpers get more help!! get registration survey remade get last years survey in excell get a new hobby damn thats more than i have written on my own list. ok got to go! did i kill the thread yet?? People have volunteered to help so just assign a task. EX: email the survey to someone with computer knowledge and I'msure you'll have it back in NO TIME EX: Spence and Steve have experience with the shirts. Assisgn it. Just make sure they have to keep the SF logo. EX: Beer...I am sure the DZ has a local dealer. All it will take is a phone call. EX: Banners...what ya have in mind? Laminated paper or vinyl? EX: MicDuran and I both have contacted dealers. Give us your list. Others could most likely help out here as well. Katiebear is at ZHills so she may have more contacts than us. You get my point. Give us an assignment and we'll get to it. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  10. WHAT...nothing you shouldn't be doing. Man, what is this place coming to?? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  11. mouth

    My ass hurts

    Hey...At least my wishing her an un-prolapsed rectum qualified as a good wish. Positive test results sound bad! Blues, Dave Now listen you. Don't make me smack you. That said I was trying to say positive rather than negative results. Even you should like positive results. GEEZ -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  12. mouth

    My ass hurts

    OK, now that you feel better let me just say.... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'm glad that is over with. That rates up there with things you don't have to like you just have to do. Hope the tests come back positive. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  13. lmao...what you organizing? Electric 8 ways or some other debauchery? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  14. That is cause they are 16-17 years old by the time they get to middle school and normally get jail time instead of a ankle bracelet.... Well, that about settles it. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  15. OK fine...leave off one of your favorite munchkins' I'LL BE THERE...be rude not to -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  16. Cool site. I like the way you explain what Skyfest means to you and to the jumpers it benefits. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  17. Well, you could alphabetize it. I could, but I don't know how to read. LMAO...is that that FL education showing???? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  18. You've come a long way, Baby. I'm proud of you. Maybe I'll sneak off and jump with you if there is room. Congrats! Mouth -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  19. OMG, I love this J. Not that I didn't love TX but this is so great that it will be close and I can plan on being there the whole time since it is in the summer. So what can we do to help????? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  20. Multiply that by about 5 and you probably have it. I couldn't even start to name names but after "forever" well, I've met lots of them that no longer post and many that still do, plus there is always the person who says I read but don't post that you meet. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  21. NOOOOOOOOOOO...you know the ground is not your friend. You'll break something. If you go BE CAREFUL -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  22. That is nowhere near a complete list. Mirage62, Spence and the rest of the ATL bunch is missing. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  23. Count me in -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  24. They emailed me back and said they would correct the problem. He didn't say what the possible problem was but said they could fix it. I do hope they will tell me what happened to it so that I can be more careful with it in the future. Even though I dodn't RELY on the altimeter part of the device I really do rely heavily on the logbook part. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.
  25. Any way to fix it? What caused it? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.