Yoshi

I want 2 midgits to be my personal assistants. a llama, 4 double cheesburgers from McDonalds, a rollercoaster with 3 barrel rolls and two loop-de-loops, a rubberband ball the size of a softball, 14 kazoo's, a pencil eraser shaped like mother theresa, and a gym with 5 million dominos so I can set a new world record.... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

from the color of thier rigs? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

hell...a full load on an otter could easily be 60 with frogs...:) wonder how many we could fit on the camera step.. or the door for that matter.. _________________________________________ this space for rent.

if you kiss pas a frog will you get a buzz? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

I bet a few of them have FURY 220's as well which was the first canopy I swooped... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

and it looks like they are only belly divers... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

well if I hadnt left for a minute to take my weekly shower I would have told you... kids used to be so cruel about that in jr high...my mom was the one (who is american..my dad is the diry Jap) said to correct them and say "If you are going to call me names at least get it right...I'm a yella belly Jap you dumb ass:)" -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.

thats great... Ill have to tell her to say that.. of course most of the time its her patient and that probably wouldnt be the most professional thing, but if it happens outside of work she jsut may ball up to it and say it:) -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.

I guess I am kindof traditional when it comes to that. Unless a doctor, actor/actress, lawyer, or something where still having your last name will help you I dont see the point in not changing. I know its a pain in the ass for a few weeks, getting credit cards, bank accounts, social security cards, licences, blah blah blah...but thats part of marraige... and when your new loving husband is standing with you in line at the DMV you will learn something about eachother. Hell, my wife kinda got screwd... she is about the most "american" looking a woman can get...blond...light complection.. and her last name is now Yasuda. which everyone messes up, misspells, mis pronounces, and is now at the end of the line alphabetically! she is also a Dr. of pharmacy, but still took my name. I still think its proceless when Im not there and people ask her "Yasuda....what is that?" and she has to reply with her blond hair and green eyes..: "Japanese" -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.

I will... I think it would be great to have a housewarming/april fools party.. it will be perfect timing... I should be all moved in by then and ready to get drunk as hell:)...oh wait I amlways ready for that. -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.

ok the riddle of 42... not too many clues... I am definately stumpped:) _________________________________________ this space for rent.

yep... and might I add you actually had me cracking up laughing out loud on your last reply to rev _________________________________________ this space for rent.

can you name three consecutive days without using monday, wednesday, or saturday??? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

by george I think you've done it _________________________________________ this space for rent.

nah... freeze m _________________________________________ this space for rent.

There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers, and still tell which water came from which jug? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper. _________________________________________ this space for rent.

no because he only shaves those who dont shave themself... _________________________________________ this space for rent.

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

they are all boys... no belly buttons _________________________________________ this space for rent.

He's lying. Even though he's lying when he says "everything" he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them _________________________________________ this space for rent.

a woman has 7 children and half of them are boys... how is this possible? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

a man walks up to you and says: "Everything I say to you is a lie." is he telling the truth or lying? _________________________________________ this space for rent.

then ed, harry, paul, allen, andy, sam, bill, jerry and mike need to quit playing silly games and go get drunk... -yoshi _________________________________________ this space for rent.

well....I dont play soccer so I wouldnt know anyways _________________________________________ this space for rent.