JENNR8R
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Man, I've just got to learn how to measure a shot of Crown or give it up altogether... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Mothers... Don't let your daughters date skydivers... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Turtle... You said you were going to get your own room... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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eleemosynary It's one of my employer's favorite words and he mispronounces it. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Whoa!... Scott!... I thought we were going to start with a kiss pass!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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No, but I know firsthand that turtles bite... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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No! You're too old to be breastfed... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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...trim the long curlicue gray hairs from their eyebrows? It makes them look so old. Most of them shave. All it would take would be a little snip from some scissors in the morning. And what's up with combovers? Don't they think we can tell that they are combing their ear hair over that bald spot? Bald is beautiful... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Which boogie are we attending again? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I'm tellin' Maid Marian... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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You're not the one that I went to bed with last night. How did you get here? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I'll be there... 'nuff said... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I don't have a lot of experience. But, before I met my husband, I thought I would like someone substantially taller than me. My husband was only one inch taller. I just avoided high heels, and it was fine... especially when taking a shower together. Taller is fine... about the same height is fine... I don't think I'd like shorter too much. That would probably be fine too if the guy knew how to talk to me. How a guy makes me feel is sooooo much more important than what he looks like. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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You totally rock, ya know that ? Hey, if she doesn't want to eat them, she could sell them on eBay. You can sell anything on eBay... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Pour chocolate on them... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Sure you are Jenn! Just not Tonto's
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You mean I'm not going to be Miss Universe after all? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Woo Hoo! Only 619 more skydives, and I'll be Miss Universe. How many of those have to be in a wingsuit?
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Water What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I'll bet he laughed... Wow... He's getting mellow in his old age... You must be a good influence on him.
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Man... I'll bet Turtlespeed is glad that he didn't bite you at Skyfest... You're vicious!!! ***I would have spanked him!! Quote I never thought of that. I'll bet he would have liked that. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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BTW, while I was getting stung by that thing, Walt was the one on the phone with me Quote I'll bet he laughed... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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My brother was tormenting me... as usual... so I picked up one of my Father's work boots and threw it at him. He had the gall to duck, and it went through a window. It's wasn't my fault... He shouldn't have ducked... I got spanked for it... Oh, the injustice in the world... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Man... I'll bet Turtlespeed is glad that he didn't bite you at Skyfest... You're vicious!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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It was so awesome meeting you, Jen!... Come back & see us some time, OK? Quote Let me know when the raptors aren't so ravenous. It was good to see the rest of what goes with that beautiful eye. You'll have to come up to Skydive Orange in Virginia to jump with me too. It's going to be low 80's tomorrow, and I hardly ever need bug spray.
