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EVERYONE KNOW THAT THE WEATHER MAN DON'T KNOW SHIT! Word What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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This is not looking like a good jumping weekend. Rain on Friday... Winds on Saturday... and traffic on Sunday... Oh well, I'll be in good (or bad, depending on perspective) company.
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NASCAR: Nextel Cup Series, Golden Corral 500 Schedule Atlanta Motor Speedway, 3/18/07, 10:00 a.m. Is this the race you were speaking of? If it is, does that mean late afternoon would be a good time to get to the Atlanta airport since the NASCAR traffic will be gone by then? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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How should traffic be returning to Atlanta on Sunday? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I'll be truly blessed when you say you're coming to Dublin...
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I'm REALLY disappointed that you cannot come. And I'm glad that you let us know. Your stalkee has asked me at least 50 times if you will be able to make it. She's going to be inconsolable. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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May God give you... For every storm, a rainbow, For every tear, a smile, For every care, a promise, And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, A faithful friend to share, For every sigh, a sweet song, And an answer for each prayer. Happy Birthday Dear One!
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I can hear the voice of God speaking in #1.
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Crazy weight-loss idea... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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19 days, water only... My homeopath convinced me to add one teaspoon of olive oil per day after about a week. Amazing how powerful that teaspoon full of oil was. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Very useful skills to have when the husband finds you in bed with his wife... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Yep, it sounds like typical church-speak, Glory Halleujah, Praise God. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Sounds to me like there are a bunch of folks who say that they are going to show up, but don't. He's praying that you will actually come like you said you would. I can understand that. A lot of people don't follow through. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Impractical... Where is the drink cup? And where would you put the cooler? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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It needs outside space to play. If I don't kill it via snuggles first You like to snuggle porcupines? Kinky! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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"Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army." Quote It does now! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Do you think your snake will like it? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Squeeze my Charmin How you managed to make that sound dirty, I'll never know. I know you've always wanted Mr. Whipple to squeeze your Charmin. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Squeeze my Charmin What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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NASTY! I've tasted all kinds and it's all nasty. I don't see how anyone can swallow that stuff. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Like I told ya. I'm already a good girl. There's just so much progress a woman my age can make. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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Here's what I bought yesterday. I don't write down a list. I go to the store knowing that I need fruits, vegetables, etc. and decide what to buy depending on what is on sale: Eggs Yogurt Peanut Butter Salad Dressing Honey Splenda Pineapple Apples Bananas Spinach Cucumbers Green Beans Broccoli Brussels Sprouts Steak What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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A sex-change operation and the paparazzi. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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***I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. Nah, I just told them to go outside after that... j/k Although, I do have a picture of one of my sons taking a whiz off of the front porch in broad daylight, in front of God and everybody. I didn't know what he was doing until the film was developed. I wondered why he had a sheepish grin on his face. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
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I was taught that urnals are for standing, but toilets are for sitting. Quote This isn't always a good solution either. I tried telling my sons that and all that happened was the wall in front of the toilet got sprayed. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
