JENNR8R

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  1. Are you working in a restaurant? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  2. It is the best bread ever...and the first time i had pumpkin bread. Quote The first time! You poor deprived boy. I'm sorry it took me so long. I love you too. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  3. "It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right." Moliere What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  4. Yeah, well... I've been known to land off a time or two. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  5. http://infowomanhrt.tripod.com/Trivia.html What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  6. That was fun! The first time I had 4,000+ feet. The last time only 22 feet. No one ever accused me of landing consistently. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  7. You can Trust MEEEEE, Jenn. Oh yeah, right. Did you just see me fall off of a turnip truck or somethin'? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  8. I'm Eighth!!!??? I thought I was his one and only... You just can't trust any of these guys. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  9. I've always heard that is a pretty accurate way to determine the sex of an individual. Most females have longer index fingers. Most males have longer ring fingers. For years I've looked at babies hands and it is usually accurate. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  10. I haven't smoked in a month and a half. Of course, I didn't before that either. Food is my drug of choice. I had some pineapple/coconut ice cream at lunch today. Oh well, back on the horse tomorrow. Congratulations on your abstinence! May you reap so many health benefits that the desire for another drag pales in comparison.
  11. Fruit Pizza Glaze 2/3 cups Sugar 2 tablespoons Cornstarch 1 cup Orange Juice Mix together the sugar and cornstarch in a pan. Stir in orange juice and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Let cool while you prepare the pizza. Pizza 1 roll ready-made Refrigerator Sugar Cookies 2 (8 ounce) packages Cream Cheese 1/3 cup Sugar ½ teaspoon Vanilla Various fruits (grapes, strawberries, bananas, kiwi, blackberries, etc.) Slice the sugar cookies ¼ inch wide. Place on a 12-inch cake pan, sides touching. Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven until slightly browned. See package directions. Remove cookies onto a serving plate while still warm. Soften cream cheese. (You can soften the covered cream cheese by defrosting in the microwave for two minutes.) Add the sugar and vanilla extract to the cream cheese and mix thoroughly. Carefully spread the cream cheese mixture on the cooled cookies. Arrange the fruit on top of the cream cheese in an eye-appealing design. Brush fruit completely with cooled glaze. Store in the refrigerator until ready to serve. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  12. Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. Quote So... "the people" aren't wise, huh? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  13. uh....that makes you......um...uh...damn alsheimers. That makes me too young to drink! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  14. I'm only 20 years old... with 35 years of experience. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  15. Yep, that's the kinda lovin' I excel in. Send me your address, and you'll get a loaf of my famous Pumpkin Bread. Sorry, but I don't have a recipe for banana bread that I've been making for 36 years. I figured why mess with perfection? What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  16. Whoa!... Now that's just wrong. He shouldn't be spilling the adult beverage. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  17. Ditto... Life is too full to waste time staring at a screen... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  18. A forever stamp is a stamp that holds the current rate value, regardless of what you initially paid for it. I.e. if you paid .39 cents for it and the rate increases to .41 cents, you can still use the stamp and not have to add the annoying (as in my attachment) .01 cent stamp add-on's to mail a letter. It's a great idea. But, I think every stamp should be a "forever, but just for a year or whatever" stamp. The logic escapes me. As soon as the post office thinks about raising rates again, they will stop selling the "forever" stamp. That means, in order to save any money, you have to buy a bunch of them now and save them until the rates increase again. By that time, you will have misplaced them. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  19. I figure it's a bargain since it would cost me more in gas to drive a letter to the next town. And that's not even considering the time saved if I had to take something many states away.
  20. I've bought two cars on e-Bay. They were the easiest and most problem-free car transactions I have ever had. The trick is to only buy from someone with a lot of excellent feedback selling cars. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  21. You had better start serenading some Georgia sweet thang... I Don't Wanna Go Home I see the hour's getting kinda late I know you've got to get to work by eight Yes I know But I don't wanna go home I wish you'd ask me to spend the night It may be wrong and it may be right I don't know But I don't wanna go home 'Cause when I'm with you the time just goes by so fast Each time I kiss you I pray it won't be the last So if you ask me to go I will But I don't wanna go home Yes if you ask me you know I will But I don't wanna go home I wanna hold you close to me You wouldn't ask me to spend the night You may be wrong or you may be right I don't know But I don't wanna go home The day I found you I thought my ship had arrived 'Cause when I'm around you you make me feel so alive So if you ask me to go I will But I don't wanna go home Yes if you ask me you know I will But I don't wanna go home I wanna hold you close to me What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  22. I lost a Z1 once with a riser slap. Several times it came halfway off. During the Texas Women's Bigway record last year, the helmet was kicked halfway off on exit. I shoved it back down but didn't notice that the visor was up. I had to hold my slot without a visor for the entire skydive. It makes me grateful that I had a helmet on and wasn't hit on the head. Each time it was fastened correctly. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday.
  23. ...My time was 1 hr, 44 min, 10 sec for the 1000 yd swim, 16 mile bike and 4 mile run... Quote Is that even possible??? You go girl!