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  1. Maybe I'm irresponsible, but I say let's all use stuff with tons of greenhouse gasses in them. Think of the outcome, year-round jumping without the hassle of wearing 32 1/2 layers of clothing. Hell, nude jumps in January without frostbite OR shrivel factor. Let's warm this mutha up! Truman Sparks for President
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    Sooooo Cold

    ok, if I EVER end up in a place where I've got to worry about C and F degrees meeting up like that at -40, please smack me really hard an make me move closer to the equator. Seriously, that kind of cold sounds like some sort of crime against humanity. Truman Sparks for President
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    I'M BACK!!!!

    Viking, whether that's true or not you are officially a mean son of a bitch for suggesting it Truman Sparks for President
  4. blewaway5

    RAMON!!!!

    Patience, grasshopper, and these truths shall be revealed to you. In the mean time, keep dreaming of beavers. Truman Sparks for President
  5. Now that's the kind of thought I like seeing posted. The fourth reply on this thread and you've already proven that beer is needed. I want to party where you party Truman Sparks for President
  6. Wow, I don't even know you and I'm scared shitless Truman Sparks for President
  7. I was a bunny once. I was really quick. Truman Sparks for President
  8. hehe, me too Truman Sparks for President
  9. Oh, yeah, I still try to learn where I can, but I haven't managed to make it much further than a halfway stable sit. Of course, I haven't tried TOO many times. Truman Sparks for President
  10. blewaway5

    NTSB

    Why, this can't be right. I know I would NEVER do something like that Truman Sparks for President
  11. blewaway5

    Happy!

    Congrats on...everything! Moving to AZ, huh. Need a roomate? I'm getting a little bit tired of all this damn snow! Truman Sparks for President
  12. [Announcer voice]Hello! And welcome to the wide world of dz.com! We're so glad you could join us today, and we're looking forward to a long and entertaining relationship with YOU! This delightful online society you've joined is fond of skydiving, of course, beer, of course, and anything and everything that is sexual, of course.Once again...WELCOME!![/Announcer voice] p.s.--I'm just having a nice little postwhoring moment today
  13. I'm trying to learn a bit of ff, but it's pretty hard at the dz I'm usually at. It's a single cesna type of place, and there's not too many people that actually do much ffing. Truman Sparks for President
  14. I was just outside shoveling snow thinking of every warm thought I could when I had a curious thought. I know that I'm an rw sort of guy, but I don't know what a lot of you all normally do. What's your discipline, and if you're feeling a little wordy, why do you prefer it? Truman Sparks for President
  15. Congrats on the new addition to your family! Just remember to love it and never treat it in a mean way. Do all that and it will love you for a very long time. In all seriousness, I've had my rig for a couple years now, and during these evil cold snowy times I still look at it and smile sometimes. I'm so glad I just haven't lost the passion yet Truman Sparks for President
  16. blewaway5

    Intuition

    I'm not too sure what to call it, but yeah, I think there's some truth to 'intuition.' I've got a friend who's told me several times that he's got a bad feeling about things. He's never been wrong yet. The first time I heard it he said he had a really bad feeling. I gut hit in the eye with a bottlerocket a couple hours later. The next time I heard it he had a terrible feeling. A friend of ours drowned that night. Another time, just a bad feeling, not the worst, but not good. We ended up detoured for about an hour when we had to explain to the cops that this psycho was stalking our friend and he'd made all kinds of threats. There's been a lot more, but I won't bore you. Suffice it to say if this guy ever says that he has a bad feeling the hairs on the back of my neck go up and I start looking around for the threat. Truman Sparks for President
  17. and they're claiming it's gonna be the first all nude flight. Riiiiight. Anyway, I especially like the part of putting the towels down www.abcnews.go.com/wire/Travel/ap20030120_1189.html Truman Sparks for President
  18. My hish school principal had several parrots and he'd usually bring one or the other to school. He had one that loved to scream out "get in here!" when you walked by the door to his office. That always scared me half to death since I was getting called in there all the time anyway. Truman Sparks for President
  19. Good for him, stories like that make me think very dark and twisted thoughts toward people who prey on those weaker than them. I hate bullies. Truman Sparks for President
  20. That's an awesome find. Thanks for sharing it! Truman Sparks for President
  21. totally get some type of police report on his behavior. I'm talking anything at all that makes you feel threatened, get that report. Once you have that go to your friendly county courthouse and file an ex parte (sp?) Once you have that then any time he's in violation of the ex parte, read too close to you, you can have him arrested. It's totally up to you at that point in time, he doesn't have to get arrested. Anyway, the MOST important thing you can do is to start building a record of police reports on him. Literally every time you think there may be reason call the cops in. The more record of his actions they have the better off you'll be. Truman Sparks for President
  22. I probably won't win any popularity points here, but that show just annoys me most of the time. Truman Sparks for President
  23. very careful with those leg straps, and always remember, things can shift in freefall Truman Sparks for President
  24. I love my state Truman Sparks for President