SkydiveMonkey

Nah - you only need a main for that !! (only 7 more posts to go dude) Skydivers always go down

I thought front mounted reserves went out of fashion ages ago !! Skydivers always go down

One more post whore around here isn't going to make any difference !! Skydivers always go down

So you're at full sprint atm then? Skydivers always go down

So that's why they're so cheap !! Skydivers always go down

NICE !! Skydivers always go down

You could have borrowed mine but it's not finished yet. Been too busy on my perpetual motion machine. Skydivers always go down

No. They're all a bunch of "£$^*$%"!¬/*-+ ers !! However, they can prove me wrong by giving us good weather this weekend !! Skydivers always go down

Skydivers always go down

We'll bring boobies and beer !! Skydivers always go down

PLEASE ???!!!! Skydivers always go down

Yep, british weather sucks. And Plymouth does as well. Haven't jumped in 7 weeks Skydivers always go down

> Team Memo > > From: Bin Laden, Osama > To: Team Mates > > Subject: The Cave > > Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come > together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up > the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the Garfield > that says "Hang In > There, Baby." Very hilarious. > > However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care > of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns. > > First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, > we should be even more concerned about the carpet dust in our cave. > > We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety > issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily, I've done my bit on the > cleaning rota...have you? I've posted a sign up sheet near the cave > reception area, (next to the toaster). > > Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm > trying to scare most of the world population, okay? That means that > while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the > background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Just while we're taping. > Thanks. > > Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" > on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea > slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. > > Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise > trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for > them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Steve. > > Love you lots, Group Hug.. Os. > > PS I'm sick of having Osama's Bed Linen scribbled on my bed sheets - > cut it out Abdul, not funny anymore! Skydivers always go down

Boobies across the back? What kind of women do you date ? Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

[drooling] MMMMM - non stop drinking !! [/drooling] Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

For planes I'd have to say Hibaldstow, but for everything else Peterborough or Cornwall. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

There's enough sites like it !! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

I look forward to the weekends when I can go to the DZ and talk to poeple about skydiving with them enjoying the converstion instead of the "not this again" look on their face. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

At least you ain't in the UK !! 135 mph winds last weekend Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

How much did that cost? I'd love to have my lid like that !! Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

Just out of interest, is you're job title "Post Whore"? Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

I was a DZ before and they had a load of US marines jumping there with us out of the LET, and the 13000' (open at 2500) jumps counted as HALO they rekon. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

haven't jumped in about 6 weeks now. Shaking from withdrawl !! I'll get my new rig before i get to jump again at this rate (and it arrives early march!!) Support the cause - do a skydive(r)

If you can't jump you can either sit at the dropzone and bitch about the weather (yeah I'm from the UK), or you can post whore !!

Nice pic dude !! Wish i had some good ones of me in freefall. Support the cause - do a skydive(r)