SkydiveMonkey

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  1. You know you're British when you can't jump for 2 months because of crappy weather !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  2. "look at that - there's a pilot chute moving across the sky all by itself !" You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  3. Lead just helps your fallrate and gives you a better wingloading !! You shouldn't put a knife in the toaster - but you're an adult now !!!
  4. If they are open, why not have a "bad spot" and drop in? my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  5. The words "snowball" and "hell" come to mind. It'd be great to see, but I doubt it'll happen. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  6. Hope you get back to the sky soon !! my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  7. And you were taking the piss out of British people not being able to jump as well ...... my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  8. I'd imagine that his flap is a little too short. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  9. D'OH !! my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  10. Nice tan line !! my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  11. Before you leave - Pepe Deluxe is always a good one, as well as I Choose - Offspring, Parallel Universe and Easily by RHCP. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  12. I just wish my rig would hurry up and arrive, so at least then I can pull the main out and repack it, so I can say i did something skydiving related !!!
  13. [pissed off] Damn you !! [/pissed off] At least I get to go back to bed !!!
  14. @~£%ing BRITISH WEATHER !!!! I was chatting to my CCI this morning and he was saying that it's the worst winter for jumping in about 30 years. This is just taking the piss now up. I think every jumper in the UK should move to the states or somewhere. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  15. Just got an email from this guy who mailed me before about these fecking exams. Check it out..... Hi Alex: Kindly check your website. It states that all the e-mails would be directed to UPSC You are misleading people. So I sent back .... Yes, but in this instance UPSC means UNIVERSITY OF PLYMOUTH SKYDIVING CLUB? You know, where you jump out a plane for fun??!!!! Are you so inept that you can't look at a website before you send emails to people??!!! my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  16. SkydiveMonkey

    bummer

    This is a very bad thing to happen, and I wish them all the best. But it does make you realise that stuff like this can happen. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  17. I never jump with a watch cos I find it too uncomforable with my alti. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  18. It's funny cos it's true ..... my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  19. Thanks for the post on the notice board guys !! my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  20. Try EVER !! Everytime I think something bad happens. my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  21. Was thinking of different disiplines to make a joke of, then CReW came to mind !! EERRGGHHH !!!! I'm going to throw up now..... my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  22. Right of leg isn't it? my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  23. I'm thinking of setting up a web page with a skydiving exam on it and pointing them to that. Questions such as "Why is ROL not suitable for freefly" should confuse them !! my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy
  24. Don't start !! my mind is like a canopy - 9 cells and I'm happy