SkydiveMonkey

Dye it green !! Green hair rocks !!

I thought it was funny anyway ... MORNING POEM > > I woke early one morning > > The earth lay cool and still > > When suddenly a tiny bird > > Perched on my window sill, > > He sang a song so lovely > > So carefree and so gay, > > That slowly all my troubles > > Began to slip away. > > He sang of far off places > > Of laugher and of fun. > > It seemed his very trilling, > > brought up the morning sun. > > I stirred beneath the covers > > crept slowly out of bed, > > Then gently shut the window > > And crushed his f**king head. > > I'm not a morning person ! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side. OK - well now hear the guy side - These are our rules! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 3. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, NASCAR, and flatulence. 5. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 6. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way. 7. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it! 10. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. 11. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 12. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 13. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 15. Check your oil! Please. 16. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 17. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 19. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. 20. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 21. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 22. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 23. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. 24. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 25. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 26. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. 27. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 28. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

I'm lucky to get 5 lifts in on the whole weekend. We've only got 1 Cessna182 at our DZ. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

I've only jumped a kit with on of these pads once, but I loved it. Very easy to find, and extract. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Thought I was going to see a picture of me !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Start, find, type in cookies, and there'll be a big list there. find the dropzone ones and delete them. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Exchange the flag for a union jack, and the people in it for The Party Chixxxxxxx and we've got a good photo !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

I fart in your general direction (and fire live animals at you froma big catapult) cos I'm the FRENCH !! bwhahahahah When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

< -- and again When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

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It'd be good to see when the price of it does come down, especially from a student / instructor point of view. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

And these rhymes are getting really crummy !! When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Who are you refering to? When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

I've got 70 jumps, an I normally do 2 ways, rodeos etc. I've just my first kit, all brand new, mainly cos I could (just) afford it. Get whatever kit you feel happy with. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Start, find, enter dropzone and admire the cookies.

It'll definatly stop it dumping on your rig When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Make sure you tick the "remember login" box as well. THat should help. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

It's better to be conservative though - you've got your whole skydiving career to downsize, and if you downsize too quickly before you have got the skills, that career might be over too soon. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

I'm hoping the weather is gonna be kick-ass this weekend as well - I've got mine to try out !!

Lisa knows what she's talking about, and I assume has seen you under canopy? Listen to her - she might save your ass someday by giving you a larger canopy. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

Is the cat still alive? If not, why not? When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

But when you can't get the mother in the bag in the first place .... When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

I know. It's just trying to stuff that damn canopy in the bag. I had a friend come round to do it for me, and he did the neatest pack-job I've ever seen on it !! Just practise I guess. When you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.