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God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list! "I'm just not happy." Shut the fuck up, allright? That's the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up, by Doctor Denis Leary. A revolutionary new form of therapy." I'm gonna have my patients come in. "Doctor, I.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "I don't feel so.." "Shut the fuck up, next!" "He made me feel so much better about myself, you know? He just told me to shut the fuck up and nobody had ever told me that before. I feel so much better now." Whining fucking maggots. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Hey guys... Just got a call from a reporter at a major business publication. Conversation went like this: "Peter, you know everyone - three people here told me to ask you - I am looking for someone to take me at 200mph in a hydro-plane boat--I do the Adventurer column here--extreme stuff--can you help me with that one?" Any ideas? If you own one, or know someone who does, PM me, and I can get you some kick-ass free publicity. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games4/gameindex/basejump.htm _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

I did MCM in 2002. What an AMAZING, AMAZING, AMAZING race. So well put together. Good luck!! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

To each their own... Some people take Zoloft... _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

come watch Peter get progressively faster, meaner, thinner, happier, sadder, angrier, more frustrated, less frustrated, thrilled, pissed, and more... November 5th, 2006. NYC. Oh, and watch him do this all without drinking. (Moratorium started at 12:01am this morning.) Will recommence November 6th. Maybe. And of course - My first run this morning? It rained. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Curious to hear thoughts. Yes, sizes will vary, of course. But curious to see if there are any commonalities. Go to town. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Took this as I was walking up Broadway today. Thought it was amusing. There really is no other sport like Soccer, no matter how ethnocentric America is... _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

> Now my new favorite quote. Thank you. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

149 in my BMW 645 last summer on 87, back from the Ranch, after an AMAZING skydive. Very stupid. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

I tried so hard to stay out of this, but I just can't... Homer Simpson: Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone OK, I'm done now. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

My GOD, you NON-JEWISH NEW YORKERS. IT'S CALLED AN EGG CREAM, and ONLY an EGG CREAM. http://www.nycvisit.com/content/index.cfm?pagePkey=674 Oy! You're all Vikaktfa in the head!! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

OH GOD, I'M LISTENING TO COUNTRY MUSIC. STILL!!!!!!! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Seriously - did you sit through the "this will go great with your eyes" shpiel at the local Macy's?" _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

$100 Boca Raton Burger. Mmmm... Boca Raton Burger.... Drool... _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Mine's been fine since I bought it... _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Drift Away by Dobie Grey That annoying-as-hell Club Med Song, "Hands Up" _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

CORE, CORE, CORE, CORE, CORE. It's totally about improving your core. Also, shoulder for pulling and riser work, but mostly core. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

I've got an idea. Do you have any cats? NOT NICE. You KNOW you want to use Hamsters, instead. :D _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

A dell Laptop caught fire and exploded at a conference yesterday. Caught in photos. Wild stuff: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=32550 _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

"Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" the patient asked. "No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replied her doctor. "Please, just one kiss," she pleaded. "Just a little one." "Sorry," said the doctor sternly. "It's totally out of the question. In fact, I shouldn't even be fucking you." _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

At a venture capital forum last night. ( I F'ing HATE VC's, but that's neither here nor there.) Talking over beers in the hotel bar about whatever. Turns to what we do when we're not working. Around the table: Golf Golf Tennis Golf Skydive and run Marathons Cue silence. Skydiving. Really. Where you go with someone? "No, that's Tandem skydiving. I'm licensed, and go on my own." Cue "perfectly good airplane" comment. Well, it's a sport that I enjoy doing, and it helps me be more creative in life. Cue "wouldn't other things do that?" Yes, but I prefer skydiving. You play Golf. Why? Wouldn't pushing a ball into a little cup with your hands accomplish the same thing?" The female VC of the group then says, "Well, don't let anyone you're dating know. It's a turn-off to women." By this point, I was so pissed at them for being VC's in the first place, that the skydiving comments just shot me over the edge. "You know, I've dated women who find what I do only a small part of who I am. They accept skydiving the same way I'd accept tennis on your part. I wouldn't think, "Oh, she's a loser for playing Tennis," and I don't think any woman I'm going to want to date would think less of me because I'm a skydiver. Quite frankly, if they did, they'd be too closed-minded for me to date, anyway." With that, I ordered another beer. Why do some people have to believe they're superior just to make themselves feel good? Why are some people such idiots? _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

FYI, if you download it, it won't work on VZ phones - VZ phones recognize ring tones as a midi file - not as a .mid. So you're SOL if you're on VZ. Sorry... _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

HOLY FUCK ME DID THAT FLIGHT FUCKING SUCK!!! Good Lord. I'm first just getting onto the airtrain. I need a drink. First I gotta drive to san jose. Ugh. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Person next to me is like, "well, we wouldn't want to fly into a thunderstorm, it's not like we're all wearing parachutes." IT IS TAKING EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING TO NOT CALL HIM A FUCKING IDIOT. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."