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On the Stairmaster, practicing pulling, arching, and EP's. Woman next to me thought I was part of the Special Olympics. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Scott, can you take ONE photo that's not gorgeous? I hate you. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

I'VE DONE THAT!!!!! HA! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Was in a meeting today, discussing a reporter I wanted to take off our media lists. Basically, this reporter doesn't cover the beat anymore, there's no reason to keep him on this specific client's list. Client was like, "Oh, but we like him, blah, blah," I said, "Look, we have handles for a reason. We can't be afraid to use them. That's why they're there. Which was met, of course, with dead silence. From which I attempted a feeble recovery with "Um, to um... you know, handle him. Um, out of our media list. You know." To which the client who knows I jump turned to the rest of them and said, "I think it's a skydiving reference." It was funny. :) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Northworst strikes again! I've been on that flight. It's a nightmare regardless. But it's a KLM flight - not a Northwest flight. (Same airline, for all intents and purposes.) _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Diet Coke until November 5. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

My poor apartment. What have I done? _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Peter - You're putting the web cameras up when? Yeah, just ordered another 15. Will want multiple, multiple... er... angles. Yeah. Angles. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Totally take it back. I'm taking the keys with me. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Be careful, you steer that thing kinda like a snowboard, you lean your body. Actually, no - This is an earlier (bigger) model - This one has a turning radius knob on the handlebars. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Sigh. Yes. Freaks the shit out of the cats. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

YOU ARE SO NOT ALLOWED TO HANG OUT IN MY APARTMENT WITHOUT ME UNTIL YOU'VE HUNG OUT IN MY APARTMENT WITH ME, MISSY. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

OK. I'll leave the keys within a five foot radius of the Segway, with clues. You figure it out, you can ride it. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Get used to it. I caved and just bought a Fridge. Got me off the hook. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Do you have a RoboSapien, too? Nah. Everyone had those. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

You say that like it's a bad thing. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Actually, she can. Wait. What are we talking about? _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Thank you. They're good kitties. Except when the first thing I see is those eyes at 5am, along with repeated paw-tapping on my forehead. "we're hungry. Feed us. We're hungry. Feed us. We're hungry. Feed us." Sigh. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

First person in NYC to own one, actually. Yes. Total and complete dork. No question whatsoever. I used to always use it- when I first got it, it was like, "Ooh, I'm going from the Bedroom to the Bathroom! Let's take the Segway!" Now, it's more or less a showpiece... ESPECIALLY with all my running of late - I feel like I'd get uber-fat just by stepping on it again. So it sits there. It's fun to get friends drunk then put them on it in the hallway. Last time I used it was last December during the Transit strike. Photo attached ran in USA Today as a cover shot on page A-1 back in 03 when it first came out. I deliberately wore a client shirt at the time. CEO of Cadbury Schweppes (company that owns Yoo-hoo) called me at 6:30am from a hotel room, he'd just stepped out of his room, and every door had a USA Today in front of it, all with his company's logo on the front. He raised my retainer on the spot. I'm a total techno-dork. I was also one of the first people to own an Aibo. Have since sold it on eBay, made a nice profit - it was a collector's item. _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Happy to do it. All about good karma. And upload credits on "hiddenbathroomcams.com." Um... I mean... good karma. Enjoy the apartment. Play nice with the cats. Don't ride my Segway.

Well, Depends gives me the freedom to live life. :D _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

My cleaning lady threw out my last Parachutist last month, because it was on the floor in the bathroom. I had to ask my doorman to translate for her that "magazines on the floor of the bathroom are not garbage." _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Where do you think I'm typing this from? _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

Least it wasn't a stingray! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

If I had more confidence in my body, I'd do it. But I don't. So I'll clap politely. Good luck! _______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."