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Then please explain the proper flair to me. I have only 1 jump with this canopy so please teach my how to do it right. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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GO ARMY! Good luck. I just a call the other night to report thursday for 4 days of training and to bring every piece of military gear I have ever received. I wonder what they have in mind for us? CSA #699 Muff #3804
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It means you don't just flair to land like most canopies (at least the ones I have jumped before). When landing you break slightly till the canopy plains out and it will glides some then just before before landing you flair the rest of the way giving you lift and the stoping power. If you flair all at once the canopy will give you to much lift causing you to go up and not down. I may be wrong by my explanation but this is what was explained to me as well as what I experienced upon landing. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Since having testicular cancer I can now say, "you ever been with a man with one nut." So far I haven't had any takers and a couple say, "yes they had." CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I got 1 on my Sabre2 170 demo. NICE canopy. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Not sure if this should go in gear and rigging or not I guess I'll find out soon enough. My question is for those of you that jump the Sabre 2 or have jumped it before what do you think. I have read all the reviews and now want more info. I finally got to make a jump on my demo sabre 2 170 and thought it was great. The opening was nice and soft as well as the responsiveness. The 2 stage landing will take some getting used to but all new canopies have that adjustment period. Thanks KOLLA & PD CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Sorry, your way off. I'm not pathetic I'm just very selective, shallow and superficial when it comes to selecting someone I will see naked. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I wear old spice deodorant if that helps any. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Is it cold in April? Because I will also need a place to stay the night I fly in . CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Should I wear some colon or not? I know there has been a thread about it before but LADIES what do you like on a man. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Cup and Saucer anyone ? Anyone ??
homer replied to Cornholio's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Sorry, I have no scanner. But something of a safety concern look at the picture again and see if you notice anything posing a potential risk hazard. Give up? Look at the dude at the bottom looking at the camera. His pin cover has come open and in a sit like he is could allow for enough wind drag to pull the bridal out causing a premature deployment. CSA #699 Muff #3804 -
Is it ok if she plays pocket pool for me. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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He took a job that wouldn't allow him to whore? He must have been desperate. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Don't worry I'm not. I'm just happy you guys aren't bytch slapping me any more. This will be at one of the local golf courses with all those snooty white color people. Has anyone got a suit I could borrow. I'm 5'10" 165lbs and of medium/ muscular build. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I didn't catch why he's not whoring anymore what's up with him these days? CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Give me a break I haven't been on a real date in about 3 years and she was just a side fling from my GF at the time. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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NOW NOW people it's not nice to post about Clay when he isn't around to defend himself. AH hell since it was a still born does Clay still owe beer? Someone should send him the article. That would get him whoring again. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Save me a jump I'll be at SDH on April 26,27. Then its off to Spaceland on the 28 for a week. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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LMFAO OK I'm home from school and the gym. You people are to funny. As for all the WHACKS from you guys you WHACK like a BYTCH and you sexy ladies keep it coming I like it rough. I will go to the dinner with her and if I'm lucky just maybe I will get that kiss to heal all my WHACKS. Do you think a flower/s would be a good thing. I wouldn't want to look to eager. If it were a date date I would get her flowers. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Not to worry she is so afraid of heights she will only live in a single story house. Well keep it coming I have to get to class now then do a little work out at the gym. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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True but I have had thoughts of asking her out she just beat me to it is all. I just wanted to wait a bit longer and get to know her a bit more before doing so. I would like to have a little pressure I haven't had sex in #!^ days. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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At least you haven't been asked to marry someone on Valentines and when you said no had them bust your lip twice. To this day I still refer to that manic depressive as the PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL! That was 7 years ago. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I just had my Geology lecture/ lab partner just ask me if I would accompany her to a company dinner party. Now my question is she desperate or wanting a date with me and this was an opportunity to ask me out. This it what Heather asked me and is not verbadom(sp?) so don't quote me on it. She said that she had gone alone the last three years that not even her girlfriends would go with her as they thought it was a boring engagement. She went on to say that I was the only single man she knew and all her single cop friends were not available for the occasion. It would just be as friends and nothing would be expected. After reading over what I just wrote I'm a last resort for a date aren't I? This sucks because she is hot and a buck 10 out of the shower with a nice body and set of BOOBIES. I think I will wait a while before I give her an answer. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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Sorry, but if your free the week of April 28- May 3 I would be more than happy to take you up on a jump offer. CSA #699 Muff #3804
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I'm to lazy to skim through 3 pages of posts but has anybody mentioned beer drinking and freakish sex? I mean these thinks help you get ready for the big boogies. CSA #699 Muff #3804