Misternatural

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  1. Man - hittin' that would be like going to bed with a shot blaster. Bwahaha just ask Billyvance.........says he's played beach blanket bingo before. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  2. >Whatever - Nude Sand Surfing! Phone call for Sandy Crack.......is there a Sandy Crack here? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  3. >You know the ones that use words like heaving, lusting, and codpiece. Shakespere.........which you aint I'm just messing with you man....you have a way of staying calm under fire which is fun to watch. Look I like your musings as much as the next clown but you can still make a ton of dough as a therapist or a life coach....if you really wanted to, and it sounds like that's what you enjoy doing. And don't tell me about being a immigrant like it's some badge of honor. I know all about that. My folks both came over here from poor small farms in Europe on the Andrea Doria so I could go to college here, fuck around on my computer and jump out of planes for fun. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  4. >You know what works? Just get naked good one OK shlongmaster slim i got one for ya- Nude beekeeping......... you should try it Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  5. Enjoy a cool drink, wear some funky sunglasses at the beach and have a great weekend too
  6. Yeah I know that trick My uncle once told me " Listen, if you don't want to do something- do a crappy job, you'll never get asked again" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  7. Ebola does look weird at first....but you'll get past that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  8. >engineering I don't know why you chose engineering as a career anyway... clearly you want to be a sociologist or a relationship therapist. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  9. >Who cares? It's interesting to debate whether an athlete should continue to produce stats, chase a championship, or sit down enjoy their career and retire. I am all for the old guys making a comeback and such but ya gotta know when to say when. Brett has cahones But he risks becoming his own fool in the spotlight after a decent career. Take Marino for example, now thats class. How about Cal Ripkin...... another class act- granted you could argue that baseball is less damaging to the body. If Brett needs money he could easily cash in on his fame- chain of restaurants,Endorsements, Commercials, Motivational speeches etc. His own line of hunting and fishing gear a la Ted Williams. I just hate to see the guy make a spectacle of himself late in his career. - on the other hand if he DOES have a good injury free season we WILL all have to zip it. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  10. It was sort of a blind date- I wonder how many women world wide take a Taser on a blind date- because thats kinda hot Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  11. Faarrrve just sounds more footballish Fav-re sounds more pastry chef ish Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  12. Deodorant man...it works http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT6IWAIf580 Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  13. >until the day I came in and found someone else's uniform in the living room and a naked guy in the closet. dude....that sux Around here we call that "the longest yard" cuz running across the yard with your clothes in your hands while lead pellets fill the air around you makes the getaway seem like it takes forever. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  14. yep, I am in Brady land over here thats all people are allowed to talk about -just heard some Minnesota fans railing about it today on ESPN so what's the scoop? He starting? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  15. They are big and scary especially when the adults land on you at night....imagine being a small bug chased down by one of them in the water where they mostly live...like a huge alien shark Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  16. Whats up- I thought just I saw a Vikings helmet on the Brett a few min ago??? Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  17. heels are hot Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  18. You must live in trout country ma man cuz thats a feast for a brookie
  19. Thats hot.... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  20. A goatee on your nutsac is called a "scrotee" Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  21. China is the world leader in strap on production. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  22. did you know that it is socially acceptable to "accidentally" tazer your mother in law at family events......I did not know that. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  23. >unicorn many peoples favorite sex position...... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  24. I Tazer myself repeatedly....this seems to work for people on cop shows too. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415
  25. On the Deadliest Catch......they have giant crabs Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415