gonzalesna

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  1. Dude! Where have you been!?! Away from us! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. I did that one time. The guy wasn't on the phone, he just didn't want to move over. I just rode the horn for maybe 15 seconds before he gave up and moved over. Swerved back behind me as soon as I passed him, so I stomped the gas and flipped him off and I was gone. That's usually about the time I see a squirrel run across the road and have to brake check... I mean hit the brakes real quick. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. I'll actually sit in the left lane behind them and just ride the horn until they move over... something about inturrupting their phone conversation or something like that seems to work every time. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. Maybe they're sending it back to the ocean with a note that says return to sender... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. Voted boobies, and the answer is other... I don't work to live or live to work. I work because I'm on a contract. Once I'm out, then it'll probably be a little bit of both. 9 months!!! WOO HOO! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Inconceivable! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Inconceivable Clicky! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. They may have been running both... I wasn't there though. But you haven't heard anything? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Is that the one that Skymamma used as her avatar pic for about 2 hours? I think so... might've been just another random picture of my ass though. I DO kinda have a reputation... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. I'm kinda surprised you didn't go to jail for that one... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. Meh... Many things that are bad for you are good for morale, so in small doses I guess it's ok What about large doses? I've been told about a few of those I've had... apparently they affect the memory a little bit. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. I wore the same costume this year as I did for Chicks Rock 2008... Some of you know what that was... and probably regret that you do. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. How dare you put alcohol into the bad for you category! It has vitamin C and antioxidants and stuff in it! It's good for you. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Quit crimping caps with your teeth, goofball!! But... but... why? Because it's really hard on your teeth. I know it has a very low risk of blowing your mouth off, but it's really hard on your teeth and jaws. Kinda like using your teeth to open bottle caps. You can only do it for so long before you get major damage. Don't they make tools for that? Yeah, but I win more beer this way... "Bet ya a case of beer I can crimp this cap with my teeth and still have a face!" "You're on! Wait... lemme find some cover first." Caps are sensitive. I don't crimp with my teeth. I like my face the way it is. It's not gorgeous, but blowin' a cap up in my mouth wouldn't make it any better. I don't actually crimp caps with my teeth. Never have. Not to mention, I'm fairly certain my boss would kick my ass if he saw me do that for putting that kinda liability on him. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Quit crimping caps with your teeth, goofball!! But... but... why? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. That's why we have no State income tax we just hit the tourist with HUGE speeding tickets thanks Gonzo Fuck you Rick! You're welcome. Always willing to do what I can to help out my fellow skydivers and keep them in the air. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. Damn... How fast were you going? Not fast enough, they caught him Bastard was drivin' an undercover car. Didn't know it was a cop till I was blowin' past him and just barely caught a glimpse of the radar thing in the back window through the dark window tint. I said to myself, "Awww, fuck. Well, fuck it, there's no hidin' it. Might as well keep on truckin' and see if he pulls me or not instead of tryin' to slow it down." He did. At least he didn't get me 5 minutes prior to that. I was doin' about 95 until I hit Tallahassee. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Damn... How fast were you going? 89 in a 70. I was trying to launch a wingsuit on the interstate. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Minus the greater chance for getting cancer than smoking cigarettes. Yep... no deaths or any type of cancer from smoking weed ! :) I think you mis-read my post. Weed has a greater chance than cigarettes. Can you provide one example of one person who has gotten cancer from smoking too much weed ? Can you think of any one person who would admit to smoking weed as a possible cause for cancer if they were diagnosed? With the exception of medical marijuana, which is little more than just a loophole in the system to let people get stoned, it's illegal, making controlled studies extremely difficult. Cancer isn't caused from smoking too much anything, but from the fact that it was smoked and somewhere along the lines, the chemicals found in the smoke caused a cellular change (no phone jokes please) within the body. Everyone in the country has smoked at one time or another to some degree. Some via secondhand smoke, others self-inflicted. (That's in reference to cigarettes) Chemicals found in cigarettes are also found in Marijuana in stronger doses so it's assumed to be just as or more likely to cause cancer. All that being said, I don't know too many potheads who smoke consistently like a cigarette smoker does. Personally, I've got no issue with weed. If that's your thing, rock on, vegetate out on your couch watch tv and eat munchies. I don't have a choice in the matter... I'm still in the Marine Corps. When I get out, if it's ever legal, I can guarantee I'll participate on occasion. I smoke cigarettes, quite heavily at times. I'm not sayin' all this to sway someone's opinion either way. I really don't give a shit what you do. That's your business. I'm just pointing out additional information. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Minus the greater chance for getting cancer than smoking cigarettes. Yep... no deaths or any type of cancer from smoking weed ! :) I think you mis-read my post. Weed has a greater chance than cigarettes. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. Minus the greater chance for getting cancer than smoking cigarettes. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. No, it's TMD. I don't recall the acronym meaning, but the 3rd letter changes dependent upon whether it's the upper or lower jaw that has the problem. Most common is TMJ. However, I'm all kinds of fuckered up back asswards, so I'm left handed and got TMD instead of TMJ. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. The fact is, during testing, some people are given a placebo and some the real drug. Those with the real drug who get symptoms and report it have the symptoms included, even if it's not caused by the drug, but instead of something else, i.e. food poisoning or epicac challenges It's a cover your ass for them. If they list it, they can't get in trouble for not letting you know about it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. A sweet tooth Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. Oxycontin,oxycodone and hydro codone are quite helpful after you femur in.