gonzalesna
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I called bullshit when I read that too. What is wrong with that 10%??? Do they prefer to sleep through sex? It's got to be closer to 95-99%. Well yeah, if they're all loose like Paris Hilton! I might as well just stand on my porch and fuck north! Sorry Gonzalesna! You BASTARD!!! (meant in the most caring way possible.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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When you're all doctors, you can check the whole unit for prostate cancer at once Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I had a buddy who tried doing a backflip and ended up landing on his head... everyone pointed and laughed. The only thing he hurt was his ego, though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You Bozo Bomb, you... oh wait...let me run spell-check... You great, funny guy, you! you see, everyone??? All these so called PA's are nothing more than typos without corrections...
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Free Paris Hilton Petition - "please help and sihn [sic] it"
gonzalesna replied to lawrocket's topic in The Bonfire
Ha ha!!! Blues, Dave would you prefer "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
you shouldn't call people a doodie head He didn't..... g yes he did... it was just a typo Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Free Paris Hilton Petition - "please help and sihn [sic] it"
gonzalesna replied to lawrocket's topic in The Bonfire
no you're not... I don't find her attractive at all. She has no boobies, no butt, she appears anorexic, she's bitchy, stuck up, snobbish, is known because daddy has money and gives it to her when asked for it, was in one movie that isn't worth more than a used fingernail from your local homeless guy, has no moral discipline, expects people to suck up to her, and is probably so loose that I might as well just stand on my front porch and fuck north. Needless to say, I don't like her. I was working security for the Stagecoach Festival (country concert in Indio, CA) over the past weekend. When I heard she was there, I was disappointed that she didn't try to get in through my entry point without the proper credentials. I would've taken pride in escorting her out of the park. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
I only watch racing that doesn't turn right Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I have no idea what I just put in my mouth . . .
gonzalesna replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
NO BITING!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
you shouldn't call people a doodie head Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I have no idea what I just put in my mouth . . .
gonzalesna replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Cheese can be white too. But not all white stuff is cheese! I hope it wasn't fromunda cheese Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
By order of the Govornor of Cyberspace, you deserve a cookie or sugary item of your liking. (Note: this cookie or sugary item will not be paid for or provided by the State of Cyberspace or any of its representatives. No animals were harmed during the making of this message.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'll take care of that Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That's from getting fucked at the hosp Stuck it in the wrong hole again, huh? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It was dead on here for a while, so I thought I'd bring back a bit o' history... "I got a fever... and the only prescription... is MORE COWBELL!!!" Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'll allow it!
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you'd just get probation Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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NOTE: make sure your reserve is packed I'd love to, but Uncle Sam looks down upon those that scam outta work... Plus, what would people say about the Govornor of Cyberspace? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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your smiley priviledges were also revoked. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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That is probably the farthest thing from what I expected (and I don't know what I expected). I'm high amused though. At least I'll be warm in the winter. Too bad it's about 110-120 during the summer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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ladies and gentlemen, the future mascot of cyberspace... CLICKY!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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come now... there's nothing to be afraid of Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'll give it a shot. Always up for something new. That's the spirit!
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I know... disqualifies too many of the dead baby jokes Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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except once my pants are on, I make gold records Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.