gonzalesna

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  1. You're a doodie head Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. is that legal action against me after I give you an allergic reaction from the rubber knife I plan to shank you with? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. They're all PA's!!! Ban 'em, your hotness!!! Ban 'em all!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. And I was holding the duct tape. You used to be tight. I told you... packing tape works better and doesn't stick to the hair as much. You used to seem bigger Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. you just made me snort out loud at work... that is some funny stuff Ya, it happens every now and then, but hey, even the special kids gotta get a shining moment every now and then Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. Hey, I was young... Now if only your parents knew you were just outside the shot Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. the final moments leading up to the Zhills incident Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. be nice, this is me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. no... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. I remember when I was 5 and first started playing baseball, my dad made me wear a cup... I hated the damn thing. He said I walked like I just got done riding a horse for a few hours Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. 5 balls 2 Strikes One out 2 outs fixed it Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. is that where there's no chode and the vaginer ends right at the brown eye (unless you bleach) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. So, if I count right, there should be a guy on first for a base on balls and the cound should be 2-1 Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Well, if he sees an ass-beating coming, it should be okay to brandish a gun or knife to let the other guy know he's armed, and hope he doesn't have to use it. However, what Salsa did is still wrong. From what I've read, Salsa's attack was unprovoked and unwarranted, and the off-duty sheriff deputy that was there and saw it happen knows it. Though I wasn't there and I don't know the whole story, it sounds like if he had just said ok, I'll back off and walked away, that would've been the end of it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. Mike was having a hard time while singing the National Anthem, so Frank decided to help him hit those high notes. I just realized that the runner's foot is kicking the nuts of the catcher. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. When you've been married for a while, you learn to compromise. She has the remote every other night, and not all the programs she likes are total shit. We watch some together, but when I want to watch something she doesn't like, she lets me go watch it on the other TV and sometimes she'll go to the other TV and let me have the big one. I've seen some older couples have two TVs side-by-side so they both get to watch what they want and still snuggle. That would work for deaf people though, no worries about overlapping sounds. Change the subtitles to a different language just to piss 'er off! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. bonded out this morning Quick! Lets organize the angry mob with pitchforks and torches!!! Seriously though, I hope he gets maxed out on his punishment. There's no excuse for that crap. If you wanna throw blows, that's one thing, but breaking out a knife because some dude told you to lay off is bullshit. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. It's not that I don't care... it's that I don't care enough Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Dude, it's just a rubber dummy knife for training. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. I'm gonna shank you... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. I was gonna say well paid... I suck at this trivia crap Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. ya, well... um... lemme get back to you... I'm sure I'll come up with some smart-assed retort sooner or later... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. DOH! I hate it when I forget to push the little clicky button that says upload attatchment... fixed it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. After going through the "Don't stick in your penis if she says no" program, I got back on my feet and look at me now! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. Mom?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.