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    Next time he passes out, take his shoes off and paint the toenails with nail polish. Sharpies are fun Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    In that case , it must be the power
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    asshat! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    He passed out with his shoes on! HE'S FAIR GAME!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    click really fast with the mouse on the ball with the face until the laser fires Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I'm a member with Navy Federal Credit Union, Pacific Marine Credit Union, and I started the process for USAA, but never followed through. Navy Fed is pretty good and I like them, but there wasn't a bank for them nearby where I was at over the weekend. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    So . . .

    gonzalesna replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire

    You mean... Yes, I do. Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Nip nip, ball sac, hairy hairy, bum tit tit, arse cheek, winky winky, cummmmm.... TOUCHING THINGS IS FUN!!! STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR BUM!!! Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Winky winky, bum bum, poo poo, titty titty, winky winky, bum bum, pooooooo... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    That was actually one of my original thoughts. I'm just worried that people won't see it. As for you popsjumper...If I had the money I would go down there cause a good family friend of mine (we actually considered each other surrogate brother and sister) is now working there as a tattoo artist. They'll see it if you want them too. I don't hesitate to show my muppet tat which is in pretty much the first spot I described. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    damnit... I forgot about that damn thing... now I'm too busy fucking around with that damn thing to even post whore Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Nice and big between the shoulder blades on your back or on the left or right side of your back up by your shoulders. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Wipe until there's no more brown. Only retards put their collars up. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Only if you have to ask. Oh, wait... you did... Sorry man. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Depends on what it's spread over. If you're running an 8 minute pace for a long distance... half marathon, marathon, etc... you're doin' damn good. I average 6 minute miles during a 3 mile run. During my first half marathon ever, friday before last, I averaged 7 and a half minute miles. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Read my sig line... that is all... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Read the part of my sig line in blue. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Deposited a check today, but wasn't able to withdraw any funds after doing so. Every other bank I've ever used has an amount you can withdraw until the check clears. Yet another reason I'm switching banks. FUCKING CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUT DOUCHBACK ASSTWINKIES!!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Don't play with it or you'll go blind! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Water? Soda without booze? (for more info, please reference and research "man laws") Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I took a bus one time in my life when I was a teenager. I was coming from a visit in Alabama back to S. Florida. We stopped over in Atlanta and I went and got one of those packets of frozen sausage biscuits. I was talking to my step dad on the phone and eating the biscuit and told him it was gross and cold. He asked if I heated it up because they were probably frozen. No I said. No wonder the damn thing was cold, it was frozen! doh! You couldn't tell??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    What? Masturbate cuz she's holdin' out on sex again? Oh please. He is usually asleep before I am! man poor wifey i asked her to goto the store but she went to bed lazy ass. See, you just can't get a good women anymore. makes you have to drive a mile to buy beer. How times have changed. And they wonder why we don't want to cuddle after anymore I would have done the same thing she did well maybe i would have gone to get beer but would have bought it for myself. I was more referring to the whole "he falls asleep before I do" thingy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Just don't forget to stop when you get to the point of needing glasses!! Living truth, eh? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now. OMG... And I thought three months was a long time... Ya, but part of it is that I won't touch anything within 50 miles of where I'm from. The civillians around here are all weird and nutty if they look good... or they're married to military members that are out of town. So, I just jump, play hockey, drink and have fun. Rub one out as needed. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Swing by and drop some off at my house. That is the title to a very touching song. As far as the beer goes, there's still time to catch a bus to Marietta. We'll have Kel pick ya up. A bus! what? I wouldnt even know where to go to catch a bus. www.greyhound.com Now ya do. geez..bus tickets are expensive and long. If I had a pilot friend that would take me I would come. But I dont so you have much fun!
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    What? Masturbate cuz she's holdin' out on sex again? Oh please. He is usually asleep before I am! man poor wifey i asked her to goto the store but she went to bed lazy ass. See, you just can't get a good women anymore. makes you have to drive a mile to buy beer. How times have changed. And they wonder why we don't want to cuddle after anymore I would have done the same thing she did Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I've gone 2 and a half before with nothin but myself and rosy palmer. i'm comin' up on a year and a half right now. OMG... The good news is that I haven't gone blind and I don't have hairy PALMS... at least not yet Plus, Rosy is always faithful Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.