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  1. Never seen it... any good? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. you look crosseyed Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. I've already used a couple of 'em as an avatar I think I used the ones titled redneck, shrek and fatman Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. what else am I gonna do at work? Those were all taken after a few beers at the bar back in January. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. I got nuthin... I did, however have to fix your gramer Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. and a few more Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. and some more... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. Here ya go Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. http://youtube.com/watch?v=wFYeiS_Z9Vs Straigh or pop up first then Mr. Ruth? I'm at work... clicky no worky It's a youtube instructional video...not great but 'butterdannuttin' subconscious tendencies? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. http://youtube.com/watch?v=wFYeiS_Z9Vs Straigh or pop up first then Mr. Ruth? I'm at work... clicky no worky Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. If you ask nicely, I think Twardo might tell you about when he met Beethoven after he wrote his 5th symphony Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. I think a hook slide might be a little too advanced for this. You wanna teach the basic foot first slide before you go into more complicated slides. Ok, I'll stop being serious now Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. Actually, you can put it on my sammich. And don't forget the beer! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. I'm addicted to those damn things... I play 'em every day. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. That would be a separate roll call....well...maybe not. If I raise both hands, will it cover both? Raise both hands and jump up & down...your short they may not notice ya! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. your a real glass half empty kinda guy arnt you Not really. I do, however, plan for the worst and hope for the best so that I'm not as disappointed when things go south. Usually, if my glass is about half full, I top off my beer while there's still some left in the pitcher. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. Too much pot I guess...huh? I don't get it. Most places don't say: Take 'the 10' to the 'the 405' ... Took me a while to get use to it when I moved there...I was always trying to 'correct' my GF when she said 'the' when giving directions....after a time I realized EVERYBODY did it! I'm not from California... I'm not from California... I'm not from California... I'm not from California... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. Demonstrations help the best. Try going to a local baseball field where there's a lot of games and find someone in the area to show him how. Usually, coaches from teams at higher levels and higher age groups are more than willing to help out.
  19. QTF! Bacon is food, it's one of the most magnificent foods ever! It's BBAAACCCOOONNN!!!!!!!!! Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? I just watched that for the first time the night before last... weird Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. It would be nice for first-class airline! Do they give out complimentary condoms instead of peanuts? I was thinking more like complimentary blowjobs... no, no... they charge for that. So! Just making sure he remembers to bring lots of cash Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. I don't care if I appear to be an attention whore. I wanna do it for #100 and right now, it looks like I'll hit that at Skyfest, so I wanna make sure I can do it there. If I don't get it there, I'll be gettin' nekkid elsewhere. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. I'm soooo getting me some of that for my next bbq!!! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. Not only are we all camping on your lawn, roasting your dog, and toilet papering your house I will convince Gonzo that he would be helping you by "fertilizing" your mailbox And well you know it wouldnt be hard to convince him of that. From what I hear, the lawn needs some help too. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. What can I say... I've got skills Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.