gonzalesna
-
Content
7,479 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Feedback
0%
Everything posted by gonzalesna
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? The place was great...the people look a little 'pasty' though. I told you to quit rubbin' on the statues... now you've desecrated another country. So many statues..so little time! What do ya mean? You've been around longer than the statues! Yeah but they make 'em faster than I CAN! I'm surprised you're not shootin' blanks or puffs of dry powder by now. Wipe it off yer chin and tell me what it is! Pizza sauce. Must of been from when I went to Italy! No, that was the pesto sauce. do ya like gladiator movies? Maybe... Do you like puppet shows? Lond as it doesn't eat my popcorn! I've got a surprise at the bottom of the bag... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
One of which was totally disgusted with you. Well, she did freak out when I started to drop trou with my crotch right in her face. I'm still trying to figure out what all the fuss was about though. I should have made sure there was someone more qualified sitting there in front of you to, umm, cheer you on. Yes, you should've. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
One of which was totally disgusted with you. Well, she did freak out when I started to drop trou with my crotch right in her face. I'm still trying to figure out what all the fuss was about though. I should have made sure there was someone more qualified sitting there in front of you to, umm, cheer you on. Can sheep skydive? Why? Do you need coaxing to get into the airplane? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
"Hey! Hold my beer!!!" -Me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
there's a grip of masturbation threads if you're that desperate for entertainment. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
"I tried to think, but nothin' happened!" -Curly from the 3 Stooges Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
One of which was totally disgusted with you. Well, she did freak out when I started to drop trou with my crotch right in her face. I'm still trying to figure out what all the fuss was about though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? The place was great...the people look a little 'pasty' though. I told you to quit rubbin' on the statues... now you've desecrated another country. So many statues..so little time! What do ya mean? You've been around longer than the statues! Yeah but they make 'em faster than I CAN! I'm surprised you're not shootin' blanks or puffs of dry powder by now. Wipe it off yer chin and tell me what it is! Pizza sauce. Must of been from when I went to Italy! No, that was the pesto sauce. do ya like gladiator movies? Maybe... Do you like puppet shows? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
Your MOS is Monkey Spanking! So many monkeys... so little time. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? The place was great...the people look a little 'pasty' though. I told you to quit rubbin' on the statues... now you've desecrated another country. So many statues..so little time! What do ya mean? You've been around longer than the statues! Yeah but they make 'em faster than I CAN! I'm surprised you're not shootin' blanks or puffs of dry powder by now. Wipe it off yer chin and tell me what it is! Pizza sauce. Must of been from when I went to Italy! No, that was the pesto sauce. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
regularly. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
Almost did on my nekkid jump... there were some good lookin' ladies on that ride to altitude. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
Can't change the poll, but good point! Why not? New Poll! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? The place was great...the people look a little 'pasty' though. I told you to quit rubbin' on the statues... now you've desecrated another country. So many statues..so little time! What do ya mean? You've been around longer than the statues! Yeah but they make 'em faster than I CAN! I'm surprised you're not shootin' blanks or puffs of dry powder by now. Wipe it off yer chin and tell me what it is! Pizza sauce. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
If you stay there until tomorrow night I'm in. I'm here until Sunday sometime. A few of us are thinking of getting dinner around there Saturday night... PM me your number if you want to join us. Who is included in the "us?" I'm very particular to who I'll hang out with, ya know. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? The place was great...the people look a little 'pasty' though. I told you to quit rubbin' on the statues... now you've desecrated another country. So many statues..so little time! What do ya mean? You've been around longer than the statues! Yeah but they make 'em faster than I CAN! I'm surprised you're not shootin' blanks or puffs of dry powder by now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
There is (or was - it's been a while) a particularly gorgeous female cop in Los Alamitos. I was just down in them parts last weekend. I've been down here for a couple weeks now... secretly. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? The place was great...the people look a little 'pasty' though. I told you to quit rubbin' on the statues... now you've desecrated another country. So many statues..so little time! What do ya mean? You've been around longer than the statues! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
[jimping up and down] "Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!!"
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? The place was great...the people look a little 'pasty' though. I told you to quit rubbin' on the statues... now you've desecrated another country. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
What....trouble making bail? No. Trouble talking that good lookin' lady cop to stripsearch me. How was Portugal, Father Time? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
haven't... yet. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
If you stay there until tomorrow night I'm in. I'm here until Sunday sometime. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
Ahhhh....I said jus' kiddin'! That's why I didn't ask her hotness to ban you... otherwise I woulda yelled PA!!! PA!!! Fine... you can have a cookie. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
-
You don't get a cookie now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.