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Everything posted by gonzalesna
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She'll have a mouse to pet soon Is that what she told you? Dude, You DO realize she has a snake, right? You're not a pet, you're pet food. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You're just jealous cuz you don't have a cute puppy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Dear Santa, Screw you asshole! I haven't got a damn thing from you except coal since I was 5. Don't worry though. That coal will come in handy when I set your damn workshop on fire. Die fat man! Lots of Love, Gonzo P.S. No cookies for you! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire.... I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive. Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel. I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass. They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault. I can't stop laughing remembering the look on that guys face. It was a girl. Are we thinking about the same trip??? so you moon people from the fast lane on a regular basis? Not to self don't have lisa and gonzo in car at same time.... Just remember to bring your sunglasses. as white as you sound i will need a damn welding mask Probably a good idea. .......and a Cowboy hat! Why would I ever wanna wear a cowboy hat??? Makes for an easy ID for the witnesses. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire.... I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive. Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel. I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass. They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault. I can't stop laughing remembering the look on that guys face. It was a girl. Are we thinking about the same trip??? so you moon people from the fast lane on a regular basis? Not to self don't have lisa and gonzo in car at same time.... Just remember to bring your sunglasses. as white as you sound i will need a damn welding mask Probably a good idea. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire.... I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive. Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel. I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass. They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault. I can't stop laughing remembering the look on that guys face. It was a girl. Are we thinking about the same trip??? so you moon people from the fast lane on a regular basis? Not to self don't have lisa and gonzo in car at same time.... Just remember to bring your sunglasses. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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BEER IS GOOD!! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD!.... AND STUFF!
gonzalesna replied to Cashmanimal's topic in The Bonfire
You buying?? I buy, you fly. CRAP! More expensive for me. How about we agree to just toast from where we are??? Until we meet. Then YOU buy?? Deal?? Sounds like I'm gettin the short end of the stick on this deal. I'm game. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
I can give her the shots.... Ewe stabber. Fixed it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire.... I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive. Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel. I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass. They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault. I can't stop laughing remembering the look on that guys face. It was a girl. Are we thinking about the same trip??? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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News flash.........he died, don't think he can help. If she's gonna be in hell anyways... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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BEER IS GOOD!! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD!.... AND STUFF!
gonzalesna replied to Cashmanimal's topic in The Bonfire
You buying?? I buy, you fly. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Ummm . . . we're talking JACK, right? If so, I'd like to test it... you know... make sure it's not poisoned or anything. I'm just selfless like that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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No disrespect but she will need someone with years of trail experience. Johnny Cochraine can get anyone off the hook... too bad he probably runs about 2 mil per case. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I can give her the shots.... don't forget to bring the beer bong. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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BEER IS GOOD!! BEER IS GOOD! BEER IS GOOD!.... AND STUFF!
gonzalesna replied to Cashmanimal's topic in The Bonfire
Ah, so YOUR song would be "Alcohol" by the Barenaked Ladies. MUCH better song with a much better beat. I prefer brad paisley's version To each their own. I prefer BNL's song. Paisley's is completely different. -
Hey, are you saying I'm NOT a good lawyer?! Okay, fine, so I don't do criminal and you have a point. . . . I have nightinggales' business card if you need it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault. You must be the same shade of pasty white that I am. Funny, with all the nekkid motorcycle riding, shouldn't you have a tan? Yep... definately pasty white. I'll fix that in florida. No, no tan. I save the nekkid riding for special occasions. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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It's not snowing here... and I'm moving to Florida where it's even warmer. For those cool days, I'll just use the old style long underwear with the butt flap. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire.... I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive. Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel. I was driving. You darn near sent someone off of the road with yer white ass. They shoulda been wearing sunglasses... it's not my fault. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I think lisa will be a good new mentor Okay, so what's Lesson #1? must have abottle of JACK and a 12pk of FAT TIRE.... With Lisa around, you better make it 2 bottles of Jack Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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cause there is talk about going to hell in a handbasket...gonzo has to RIDE shot gun and it is the bonfire.... I'd drive, but I usually scare people when I drive. Plus, it's a lot harder to moon people when you're behind the wheel. you just need to put the cruise control on.... I ride a motorcycle though... I just gotta ride nekkid. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.