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Dairy Queen sells an ice cream bar called a cow pie....that oughta do it. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Kin aye haf sum cupcakes? I gotta hep git this toof loose so i can pulls it owt. Quote Yes dearest.....but ya gotta git dat der butt uh yers down yonder! Them's not travlin' baked goods! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Quote Fine then.....no cupcakes for you! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Quote Wow....I'm actually fortunate enough to be able to sit on my porch and do that! The deer population has exploded this year. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Well.....I'm missing some teeth. But since a dentist pulled them for orthodontic treatment purposes, I think that makes me an "upper class" redneck. I had to PAY good money to be in the "missing teeth" crowd. ...and my husband isn't any kind of cousin of mine (at least not that I know of) See... this is what's wrong with the world... you think yer better just cuz you went and pade someone to pull out yer teef when one-a-yer nayburs woulda done it for $5 and a beer. I think it woulda been more smarter to have saved the money and let yer naybur go nuts. My naybor didn't have no needel knows plyers. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Cow tipping is something I've actually never done. The closest I've come was my first off-landing....in a field with a bunch of cows. Not sure what deer spotting is. We have a TON of dear near my place. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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I don't get it. I want to pop those freakin' muscles in your avatar! Looks like a bunch of balloons. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Is that another word in the redneck dictionary? "Dadgummit cuz we cain't find yer teeth!!!" Well.....I'm missing some teeth. But since a dentist pulled them for orthodontic treatment purposes, I think that makes me an "upper class" redneck. I had to PAY good money to be in the "missing teeth" crowd. ...and my husband isn't any kind of cousin of mine (at least not that I know of) Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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That's okay.....anytime Walt's name is mentioned....it's a given Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Quote YES!!
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Sheesh Gonzo.....everytime I look at your avatar I get this mental image of popping a bunch of balloons at a birthday party. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Quote Can't wait to see you.
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How long you gonna be in TX? I won't be out there until the middle of January. Nowhere near enough $ to make a trip out now. Quote I'm pretty sure you'll be the first in line for the ipecac challenge! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Getting the morons together must be the easy part. Quote It's certainly not rocket science at my dropzone! You know I love you guys! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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that doesn't help me understand what an ipecac challenge is. Okay, you get a group of morons together. They all drink a bottle of ipecac (each), and see who can go the longest without spewing. I like to give points for who's the loudest too Last time, Walt and his recruitees got quite creative and each chose a color. They all bought a bunch of crap (to fill their stomachs with) in their chosen "color".....so they could "customize" their work. Man oh Man Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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ya, they put a roof on the outhouse last month. Quote You're a regular COMODIAN tonight Mr. Gonzo That's pretty funny......considering your home dropzone is the first dropzone I've been that had port-a-poops Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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I don't know what an Ipecac challenge is... sorry... I can wear the hat and use the accent, but you can't become a real redneck overnight. Quote A true red-neck "ipecac challenge" would not involve ipecac. It would be done with a concoction made of everclear.....and there would be a LOT of hurling......and tailgates. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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I'm really afriad to ask what that is..... It's a cane made from a REAL penis of a bull! You sure your in Texas? Yeah.....I'm definately a Texan.....but a sheltered one for sure Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Sounds like a classic red neck meal to me! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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That is hilarious! We'er going to have a great time. Just wish I could take her on a CReW jump. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Why not some rocky mountain oysters? make sure you get your steak rare. All right guys, cut it out. Y'all are making me hungry! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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I'm really afriad to ask what that is..... Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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But they certainly are funny and it would remind her of Walt, too. After this weekend, she's going to need something to help her FORGET Walt! Ther's an Ipecac challenge on the agenda....and I don't have to tell you who the ring leader in chief is! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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It is not uncommon that they don't survive. Largely depends on medical care post-punishment. Marg Are women allowed to receive medical care under Sharia Law? (maybe only if the doctor is their husband... or another woman... but then again, are women allowed to be doctors under Sharia Law?) I posted a link to an article in my previous post that gives some information about the administration of the lashes. The one giving the lashes must hold a Koran under his arm to diminish the amount of force, and the lashes are carried out over several sessions. Still absolutely horrible.....but at least they don't give all 200 lashes at the same time Also, it is reported that permanent scars usually don't develop. At least not PHYSICAL scars Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28