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Everything posted by skydivermom
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How did that Make you "FEEL" Clint! Note to self: you shouldn't be asking this question. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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***Thought we did __________________________________________________ Not "those" kinds of feelings silly! Yeah...didn't make a whole lot of sense before I edited it Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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"When I was 14, my daddy burned a pot of beans, and made us all eat them. With every agonizing bite, I knew I would have lots of future therapy sessions. It really hurt my feelings .....and I can't even do dishes now because it was my night to wash and I had to scrape the pot for 30 horrifying minutes! Now when I smell the stench of burned food, it makes me wet my pants, and then I have to find a rock to sit on and meditate!" This is based on a true story but is slightly exaggerated. Let's hear your "get in touch with your feelings" stories. I know there's some funny stuff out there. P.S. It would be great to have a WAH, WAH emoticon. The mods would have a field day with it! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Tell him your daddy screwed up your vacation when you were 15 by making you go fishing instead of letting you hang out with a hot chick! Then go find a rock to meditate on! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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***Having Children AT ALL! __________________________________________________ That's pretty funny!! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Giving birth to my first child! (bad case of toxemia). Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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"Ask Walt": Have Etiquette Questions? I have Answers!
skydivermom replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
Oh man....you'd better get the canteloupe OUT of the house pronto!! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Let's get excited about sex! What's your pleasure?
skydivermom replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
***Oh Jeez Mom! What did I tell you about posting on here! And don't think for one second I can't hear you and dad at night... ps- you left those dirty pictures of you and dad on the computer again... nice nurse outfit, mom... __________________________________________________ Yeah...nothing kills the mood quite like having your kids become wise to what's going on on the "other side". And I'm sure nothing would scar the kids for life better than that! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Let's get excited about sex! What's your pleasure?
skydivermom replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
Ok, I don't know who got into my account, but I am appalled Oh, nevermind, I can't get out of this now! No, seriously, you've all made me proud, and to all of you who are surprised *I* started this poll...the party can still go on strong after 11 years of marriage and two kids...you just have to do it a little quieter, which can suck sometimes! P.S. I've gotten some great ideas from this poll, I thank you and so does my husband. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Let's get excited about sex! What's your pleasure?
skydivermom replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
OK, I'm going out of town this weekend and won't have internet access so you all have fun and make me proud! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Let's get excited about sex! What's your pleasure?
skydivermom replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
Nah...I guess I'm just getting to that sexual peak. My husband's pretty exhausted....come to think of it, so am I "Oh I wish I were an energizer bunny" Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Let's get excited about sex! What's your pleasure?
skydivermom replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
***I thought spanking was normal foreplay __________________________________________________ QuoteI'm kinda stuck on the Crisco party myself. Maybe we can try the spaking when we get tired of being all slippery. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Let's get excited about sex! What's your pleasure?
skydivermom replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
***Wheres the spanking __________________________________________________Quote Well I figured I forgot something. Yes, everyone feel free to add your own ideas if you wish. Carry on. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Let's get excited about sex! What's your pleasure?
skydivermom replied to skydivermom's topic in The Bonfire
Okay, in my last poll, there was an overwhelming majority who voted that they missed the sex threads. Well, here ya go! Let the games begin P.S. If this is a repost, suck it up and deal with it!!!...and while you're at it, enjoy it -
I forgot to add my jump with the cows. They all followed me when I started walking back to the dz and I stopped and told them unless one of them was giving me a ride back, they had to stay. I swear every one of them stopped following me! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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My first tandem - my sister and I did them together for my 31st birthday. Aff jump - D-arched, had a chaotic freefall, suffered a panic attack after landing and went to ER 9th jump - hit my nose on step of C182 and bled everywhere, first jump without radio and I still managed to land where I was supposed to. New Years' Eve - First jumps with Walt Appel My SCR jump - Took place at Skyfest with several dz.commers! First jump with Lindercles - My alti froze right before exit and I freaked, borrowed Walt's and left the plane with Lindercles. We nailed the exit and had a fantastic jump, but I had a look of sheer terror on my face the whole time. But it was all worth it to see him in Walt's RW suit. CRW jumps - I will always remember the day I did my first CRW jumps. Falling in love sure is grand. It's hard to pick just a few jumps, because this first year of skydiving has been incredible! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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How did you entertain yourself last night?
skydivermom replied to turtlespeed's topic in The Bonfire
I made my husband play with me! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
"Ask Walt": Have Etiquette Questions? I have Answers!
skydivermom replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
Okay, here's a dz question: Dear Walt, What do you do when there's a jumper at your dz who has promised you a kiss pass but always weazles out of doing a jump with you? Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
"Ask Walt": Have Etiquette Questions? I have Answers!
skydivermom replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
***I'm glad you asked that. So few people appreciate the creamy filling. Check out this tasty treat! __________________________________________________Quote PEOPLE.....DO NOT....I REPEAT...DO NOT OPEN THIS LINK!!! Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
"Ask Walt": Have Etiquette Questions? I have Answers!
skydivermom replied to waltappel's topic in The Bonfire
***Ewwww....Where is the puking emoticon? __________________________________________________Quote There should definately be one reserved just for Walt's threads Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 -
Hey Sarah, I hope this helps... I LOVE YOU
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I trained at a Cessna dz and know exactly what you mean. While I love my home dz now (which has a PAC), I definately cherish my time with the C182 dz. If I hadn't moved, I would definately travel longer to jump the Cessna. Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28
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Thanks....I never imagined skydiving would be a dream
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Does she post on here?...because if she does she's gonna know it's coming. I thought it was supposed to be a surprise. p.s. I'm going to quit logging at about 90 Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28