Andy_Copland

I was around 14 and too light to do it. Being a little head strong and dumb bastard i pushed down on the scales using a hand under a table to put on a few Lbs and qualified for the yellow rope. Then proceeded to find a fake mum and dad in the crowd. I was the last to jump and done it in style with a back flip (no one had done it that day on their first jump so i had to do it) Only thing is my certificate says my name is Andrew Tasker...Ah well, definately worth doing 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I've been the driver in 2 accidents. Hit a post and another car (no damage to his car, but my sisters metro was devastated and i'd just told my friend i wasnt driving til he put his belt on!) No injuries in them 2 but i was a passenger one winter when we hit a parked car, that gashed my head up good 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Amazing how many people have been in a car crash 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

(X) Smoked a cigarette (X) Drank so much you threw up (X) Crashed a friend's car (X) Stolen a car (X) Been in love (X) Been dumped (X) Shoplifted ( ) Been laid off/fired (X) Quit your job (X) Been in a fist fight (X) Had another person's blood on you (X) Snuck out of your parent's house (X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (X) Been arrested ( ) Gone on a blind date (X) Lied to a friend (X) Skipped school ( ) Seen someone die ( ) Been to Canada ( ) Been to Mexico (X) Been on a plane (X) Been lost (X) Been on the opposite side of the country ( ) Gone to Washington, DC (X) Swam in the ocean (X) Felt like dying (X) Cried yourself to sleep (X) Played cops and robbers ( ) Recently colored with crayons (x) Sang karaoke ( ) Paid for a meal with only coins (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (X) Made prank phone calls... (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue (X) Danced in the rain ( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus ( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe ( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (X) Blown bubbles (X) Made a bonfire on the beach (X) Crashed a party (X) Gone roller-skating ( ) Ice-skating ( ) Stole traffic signs (X) Been in a car accident (X) Watched porn (X) Cheated on someone (X) Been skinny dipping 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

This souds like one of them situations with no solid answer, one of those ones where you have to make a good judgment call. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Number 2 for me, looks sweet 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I feel so much better 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You went through all that to get a point across about my paint post, im touched 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

This drawing was done with MS Paint apparently...if so its pretty fucking sweet http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Come on dude, Homer tried sushi and got poisoned (well he thought so) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

http://www.break.com/index/autisticbball.html Well this story just made my day, just watch it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

OK people are jumping the gun here... I havnt asked how to get into BASE, i've asked what skills you take from skydiving into it and would you recommend nything else to help (Like seans abseil suggestion.) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You've interpreted me wrong. I see the value in it, if i didnt id be a moron. But im asking if there is anything else you'd like to see people do, anything else that could be more beneficial (hence balloon for exit practice.) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Please don’t flame me if i seem ignorant here, its just something I’ve been thinking about. I've seen various different recommended jump numbers to start BASE ranging from i believe 50 at bridge day to 250 on other web sites. What skills do you take directly from skydiving into BASE? With forward speed of the aircraft i cant for the life of me see how it could remotely help you practice your exit for a BASE jump, so is this number suggested in the hope that the person has acquired knowledge/practice of a few off landings and a good grasp on basic canopy control? Also with BASE it seems to me that a terminal object is rare, how would you learn to manoeuvre your body and make that perfect exit? Wouldn’t it be an idea to suggest a few video'd balloon jumps? (i know it would be a huge inconvenient pain in the arse but what better way of seeing someone jump into still air) I’m thinking that having lots of jumps can help only so much but when it comes to the crunch you have to learn right there and then. I think when it comes down to it I’m asking what do you hope that person has achieved in 250 jumps and if you could set rules in stone what would they be? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Helicopter? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I couldnt taste it, i think it killed my taste buds 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Mad dog is weak 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I read this when i was thinking about making making my first jump, very good i thought 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

OK im just recovering from a hectic weekend and in the fog that is my memory i remember asking for 3 flavours of aftershock in one glass, i was told they couldnt mix it but i could mix it myself?? So i had to buy the three shots and chuck em all together which made a rather vile looking (think purple/black) but fun to drink liquid... Was i being bullshitted? If not is it still illegal if the barman/women know what im going to do with it? I just wish i could remember where i bought that chicken burger from, made with REAL chicken not the breaded shit ------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/drinks/aftershock-liqueur/297799/

Im gonna get battered! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Hmmmm, very true...straight man thinking for ya... Opening a can of worms maybe here but i would think a homosexual would like a very whore like boyfriend (Come on you know its true, i have some gay friends and they're such sluts it makes me sick) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I was lazy and couldnt be bothered to scroll to the top...sorry heavy weekend 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I'll answer when you fix the title 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Best of luck to your mother, god bless and good luck 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Inspiring, your not even British and have an attitude like that! You've made me rethink 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.