Andy_Copland

Fucking hell im in stitches 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I had no prior warning Im actually sitting here laughing to myself thinking how funny it would be if you tried to fake one when the guy knows you laugh. Now that would be bedroom comedy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I only posted it to give others a laugh knowing i'd get the fun taken out of me, was worth it to read some of the responses 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

If it was possible do you really think the humanrace would continue 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I asked... she told me shes only had an orgasm with one bloke before and didnt know if it was a first time thing.... I mean she nearly died with laughter and told me afterwards that i took it so cool laughing with her and asking what was up that she felt ok and not too embaressed...So yea its an orgasm but how fucked up is that 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I felt like a pork chop at a barmitzvar 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Its been a few days since i've posted so thought i'd write a gem. Ok picture this (i know you want to) im making love to my new found girlfriend and i can feel that shes about to climax (this is the 2nd time i've had sex with her, dont ask about the first i was wrecked) and im trying my best to keep the motion constant etc....Anyway all of a sudden i get this feeling in the the back of my neck like the risers of my rig have twisted and pinned my head down. I pull up and see her pinching her nose with the arm around my neck and he cheeks like a fucking puffer fish! At this point she bursts into fits of laughter while im on top and wondering what the fuck is going wrong...turns out if she orgasms she goes into fits of giggles... Some one please tell me you've experienced the same! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im wondering if the thinner air does anything to the fart... Does it make it smell more? less? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

This is way off topic but fucking hell you two have big hands 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Great Britain is really putting out some decent boxers these days. I was looking at Lacy and thinking "jesus hes in good shape!" He really did look the part where as Joe looked a bit weaker, for pure physical fitness though Joe was on top, he threw punches the same speed in the last round as the first. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Definately Agreed. I dont think i've seen a boxer put more effort into a fight than Lacy, he was digging deep just to keep his legs working and head up 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Massive credit to him, really didnt think he'd make it out of 7 alive. Really is a great sport. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Wanker 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

With friends, 120 in my pocket if he goes down on the 9th, but they predicted shit so im automatically on 60 quid right now....its complicated, we've been arguing for hours 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

ok he's survived round 8. He better kill him in the 9th 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

DONT KNOCK HIM OUT YET, ROUND 7 AND HES WOBBLING 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Definately, my 9 round prediction is looking promising 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

lmfao.....oh yea i make this 5 rounds Calzaghe 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im guessing you've taken one from Calzaghe or your drunk 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im not a fan of Ali style boxing, makes me wish for a surprise uppercut to stop the antics 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I make that 2 rounds Calzaghe, hes smiling at Lacy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Kal-zag-ee 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Hes a strange mix, Welsh/Italian...figure that one out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

OK i bet im the only arse in the UK up at 1:53am waiting for Calzaghe to take on Lacy God i love boxing.... I predict Calzaghe to win in the 9th! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

( ) Had an irish car bomb (x) Given oral sex (x) Received oral sex ( ) Jumped at more than 5 dz ( ) Crashed a rental car (x) Totalled a car ( ) Broken a bone (x) Been drunk dialed (x) Drunk dialed someone ( ) Masturbated in a public setting (x) Had sex in a public setting ( ) Have completed a marathon (x) Have lied to your boss (added a few weeks to a doctors note) (x) Played hookie from school (x) Played hookie from work (x) Taken Public transportation to work ( ) Have eaten ethiopian food ( ) Kissed a member of the same sex (x) Owned a dog ( ) Owned a cat (x) Owned a bird (x) Played a sport in HS (x) swam ( ) Post whored before having sex ( ) Post whored instead of having sex ( ) Stolen a lighter ( ) Purchased a water pipe (x) Wore women's underwear (x) Wore men's boxers ( ) Set something on fire accidentally ( ) Done more than 15 jumps in a day ( ) Pulled your reserve ( ) Decided not to jump when on jump run (x) Have eaten bugs (x) Riden a motorcycle ( ) Riden a Segway (x) Piloted a sailboat (x) Purchased something on-line ( ) Met someone from dz.com ( ) Slept with someone from dz.com (x) Lied to your SO ( ) Photo copied your butt ( ) Photo copied your breasts (x) Cheated on a test 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.