Andy_Copland

I prefere the method of covering one hole and firing your goods out the other. repeat on the other side and any left over simply wipe with index finger and fling Edited: Dont buy wireless, you have to beat buttons twice sometimes thrice 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Ok this guy had me in stitches! I think the hosts done well keeping it together aswell, this dudes my new hero http://www.break.com/index/qvcporno.html 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thats a great story 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im not a huge Placebo fan, infact im into a lot of hard punk. But the truth is Placebo deserve to be in every CD rack, and it truely is their best work yet. Blind, Space Monkey, Because i want you, Meds....great songs 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thanks Aggie...Some of these are just so wrong i have my tongue in my cheek. "anyone can quite smoking, it takes a real man to face cancer" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Its a bit lame for gear and rigging so thought you merry people could help me out (3rd post in 15minutes? yea im drinking) Anyway anyone know where i can get some kick arse stickers for my helmet? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I'll ask my buddy and PM you, hes a hardcore Airsoft fan 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

This one was when i was about 19 which makes it even funnier. I'd had some fat taken out of my arse which resulted in a good 6 inch scar (they needed the fat to rebuild my eye socket, differant story.) Anyway the doctor wants to check on the scar and see how its healing so takes me into a room. He then asks if i'd mind a student watching and this fine asian girl came in and im thinking "oh yea, time to flex those butt cheeks." The next thing i know the room is filled with about 3 girl students and 8 men. I was thinking it wouldnt be so bad pulling the back of my trousers down but the scar being big and people needing to see it was a case of the doctor pulling my trousers and boxers down to my kness. It was strangly exciting in a wanting to die kind of way 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thats fucking hilarious!! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Because my old chap was in the forces we moved around quite al lot. It was hard to fit in as it was without being tought scottish words. First time i ever went around a school mates house his mum asked me if i was hungry and i asked for a piece in jam, took me ages explain its two pieces of bread with jam in the middle. I really did look at her like a nutter thinking "as if she doesnt know what that is." Years later i realised it was the fact that i'd been tought all these scottish words that the english didnt know 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Oh come on.Do i have to bury myself into the ground toget some stories out of you lot! OK again, misled by mother about where i came from. She used to always tell me i was the only one born naturally so i asked what she meant and thought nothing of it until i was talking with my first ever bestest best friend. Anyway i told him about how i came out my mums bum and he educated me how it actually happened. I was so sure my mum wouldnt lie to me so we argued for ages, i even went around his house where HIS mum told me the truth infront of his slightly older HOT sister. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

That very neary become an ironic twist, had to google embarrassing to learn the spelling Anyway i'll start, i was fed a lot fo false information by what i can only describe as parents who obviously didnt love me enough to correct me. I was playing football in school when WHACK, straight to the bean bag. Well everyone is laughing and im laying there holding my nuts... well teacher asks me if im OK and i tell her the ball just hit me in the Kidneys 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

It happens to me a lot. But then again i do sometimes answer with my most professional dogs home voice 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Placebo's new album, go buy it.....yea its as simple as that 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Money going into the bank at midnight. ME WANTS BEER NOW! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

That. Was. COOL. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Reminds me of a first world war story in a rare book i read (first edition sappers war stories, couldnt find it on google, just tried). Basically dude was the company idiot and constantly being picked on for being slow, his heart was in the right place but that was about all he had going for him. During a German gas attack communications where cut and he went out to fix them, he was hit with a bullet and fought on until he reached the break in the wire. With his mask obscuring his view he ripped it off and connected the wires together again, they found him still clasping the communication wires dead. The magic behind this story was it was told in a way that you thought he finally came through and done something right for once, he didnt. He connected the wrong wires but it didnt matter, he tried. Right, that settles it im looking for that damned book to read that again. Oh and good luck out there 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Sex is evil, all who partcipate on this sordid act of devil worship will be eating flaming hot marshmallows on the devils knee and when you realise your mistake and start to cry, you shall cry tears of tobasco sauce. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

wow, i've just realised something. My second name is Copland... copulation sounds like population... So if i get some bird pregnant every week for the next year or so i could Copulate a small village!...my head is in the wrong place right now, i need some sleep i think 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Whats this sex you speak of? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I take my Helmet out my bag, even people going to the DZ for tandems pick you up that way 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Newmarket Kebab House 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I first tried absinthe in the back room of a kebab shop....says it all really, lethal stuff but oh so good 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Cup-a-soup in general tastes like the sweat of a wet bloated gorilla corpse. Its all about the pot noodle...oh god i have the pot noodle horn 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.