Andy_Copland

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  1. Come live at the farm 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. I got off the fucking Sofa after hearing your gloating fat arse on the phone and knew you'd post. Fuck Liverpool!!!! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. I'm not one for going to bed early unless there are other circumstances 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Pffft we stayed up past 10! I worked a 12 hour nightshift, went fucking jumping, went on a bender til the early hours... made it home for a couple of hours sleep and went to the DZ again. Then because i was still drunk i made him speed and he got a ticket 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Kelel jumped today. She was so happy she asked me to marry her after 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. I believe in the UK its an automatic fine and 3 points off your license now. I think 12 points and you lose your license. What i find more annoying is Americans have no concept of fast and slow lane. Fuckers will drive side by side at 60. Now thats frustrating. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Pfft, thats bullshit, everyone is so drunk they are impotent and cant get it up. Or so i hear... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Yea, she takes it in the arse. Old School protection. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. If she tries to take a bite of the sandwich can you donkey punch the bitch? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Ah i get it, knocking boots at around 12 with a sandwich in one hand and some some hot blonde in the other. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Does it count if its in the arse? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. OK im just gonna say it and take the flak, whats a nooner? Afternoon shag? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Dont curse me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. OK OK you figurd me out 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Yea i know, who'd of thought i would pull without it too? Scarey 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. Im really starting to miss my protrack. I just said before the jump i needed to tie it down more. Thing came right off out the door in a 3way train 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Fuck i dont know, but last night i hit a bar with a vidiot here at the farm and handed out some tandem leaflets and you'd think the dude would have enough sense not to lie about skydiving to a skydiver... HALO jumper and Navy Seal. He was so good he didnt know what height he went from. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. I just caught another one 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Andy_Copland

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    Not even opening it, i wont go through the trauma again. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Fucking Hell Billy, i knew there was something odd about you when we met and it wasnt the eastern european style beard Edit: Take NSFW off and live by your sig 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. Depending on level of alcohol consumed i would be all up for a sunrise load *goes to buy sexy silk liners* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. *Adds new goal to list* "Done many sunset loads.. Do at least 1 sunrise load" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. American lightweights 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. What else am i supposed to do at 10:30 waiting for tandems to show up so i can get my jump on 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.