Andy_Copland

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  1. Its actually my way of saying "fuck no i didnt get laid" But amazing what some people wil make up. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. I was heard fucking all weekend in a camper. Getting it on with some dropzone chick Shame really because Robbie (rastarican i believe) was in the camper all weekend with his wife and kids. Dont ya love dropzone stories? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. I've found it to be the opposite. In the UK you dont need to know how to pack to get your A license, its up to the individual to find time and want to learn. So I see lots of people waiting on packjobs and needing packers, fuck i was one of them. In the USA its mandatory to learn how to pack for your A. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Congratulations or something, i know you've been waiting a long time to get your rig sorted and jump.
  5. Personally I like Wendy's. (yes i was hungry enough to take apicture of a sign) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. I had a 16 year old packing for me who gave me conistantly good openings. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Unfortunately I didn't have much time to spend here and would of loved to see more of it but I only had a short time. I emailed SGC asking them if i could jump as i'd left my logbook at The Farm in Georgia. Within a couple of hours I had a reply telling me they had spoke to The Farm and they looked forward to my arrival. They went the extra yard there and i was very impressed. I arrived and i didnt have my packing card saying my reserve was in date (i was a real pain in the arse for them) and that wasnt a problem. Jim the DZO gave me free gear rental. Paper work filled out and I was on a 20 minute call. Excellent. I got 13.5k in the Otter then went up for a quick hop n pop in a lovely litte Cessna 182. Super friendly people and I will definately be back there before I head back home to England.
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    Skydive The Farm

    I decided to visit the farm about 10,000 miles away from home just as an impulse decision based on another British skydiver who convinced me to go. I arrived and was made to feel very welcome instantly. Manifest is quick and infact its hard not to get on a load if you're ready. Lots of facilities and simply an amazing club atmosphere. This place showed me what skydiving is really about, I would suggest giving this place a visit in the future to anyone.
  9. Did i see Danny Devito in one of those? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. I like the way he emphises "Twat" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrCSdefyFT0&NR=1 He'll be a star 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. I have to find a TV with ESPN Deportes this Wednesday. I WILL NOT miss the European Cup. A game of that importance should be on normal ESPN or ESPN 2 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Good Job. Still waiting on mine Maybe i'll get it this weekend when i show Lee how to play poker again 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. You are so twisted Billy. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. I kept answering my friends phone and the person was trying to get me to put them on, in my limey accent i kept saying "It is Joe, what do you want?" After a while she got REALLY mad at me and started calling me every name under the sun. "Listen cuntchops speak when spoken to" I was in fits of laughter, she called back and i let Joe answer and he said she wanted to speak to me again. She tried to insult me and went down in spectacular flames. "yea i heard you have a really small penis" i thnk she expected my world to fall apart but i just said "yea its true... anything else" ad she stuttered and hung up. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. its a shame manifest has carpet. Fuck it we'll do it to lee's camper steps. Watch that fat bastard try and get up. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. SFW, only a hint of cursing http://www.break.com/index/buttered-floor-revenge-part2.html 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Early morning aircraft emergency like an engine stall and you just happened to have your rig on during the site seeing tour with your pilot buddy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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    OMG!

    Are you at the farm yet? NO SO GET THERE! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Andy_Copland

    OMG!

    Nah im all done and drinking a beer. I'll save ya one if you survive your cooking. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Andy_Copland

    OMG!

    Dont get any on the $1500 hot pink luggage 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. Get to the farm this weekend arse hole 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. I change my mind, i'm not getting on the plane with you. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Since being in this country my feet started smelling like a crack whores plundered arse hole. I gave up on socks. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. No... YOU are not 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.