Andy_Copland

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  1. I already said im good for beer/cash.....what more can a skydiver want! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. Thanks for the offer man, but i want a lift Tuesday dude 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. Hi Georgia folks. I'm gonna be needing a lift on Tuesday 27th to the farm. If anyone can help im good for beer or money. PM me please, cheers.
  4. Well after all the gum banging you've been doing about wanting to wingsuit i'm chuffed for ya. Nice one mate 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Righty-o 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. Tuesday is the day. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. What Andy said, maybe try and arrange friends/family/jumpers to go with you and share the air time to make it cheaper
  8. Yea but you're all European practically in the end anyway Unless you're an in-jun 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. I'm done with fast food already, i plan on playing the loveable rogue who befriends an older women and she takes me under her wing as a mother figure cooking me all my chow. *sticks thumbs up* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Im hot stuff Billy, one time i actually passed out and didnt shit in my Y-fronts. Now thats attractive 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. But i've been practicing my American accent so much I got Boston accent sorted, southern accent sorted and some other one i copied off a film 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Thank ya Squeakers, I'm sure its gonna be a good laugh. I have already had some good advice "powder the shit out of your balls, its so hot there you dont want nappy rash on them" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. When they see me coming the women will hide them fucking selfs 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. Limey Army of 1 (me) invading the heathen land of the USA... Infact i really cant wait to see what its all about as it will be my first time there.
  15. Its not entirely bullshit, i do actually think southerners can be very rude cunts. Andy's Rudeness Scale 1: Midlands 2: South 3: North But im actually a full blooded Scotsman who talks with an English accent. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. hey hey hey! During my time in the DZ.com cells i was jumping too, right now we have 30mph winds though. Even took a buddy for a tandem, he'd never even been in a plane before so he got the door seat in a tiny cherokee. His face was priceless But i dont think i'll be taking any more friends for tandems, the free jump i get is nice but after a few fucking beers down the pub they dont shut their fucking mouths. Start talking to you as if you dont jump out of planes "so we got in the door and we jumped and we fell and it was crazy and it was fast and it was great and we done this turn thing and he put his thumbs up in my face and i couldnt breath and the parachute opened and the ground came fast and this guy grabbed some lines and ran" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Yea i'm back, have been for days now but you're slacking on reading posts. And that womens forum rant about step mothers was legit! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Hey squeak did you read this shit? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. http://www.bpa.org.uk/dropzone/dzone.htm 38k is a nice wage Most DZ's are somewhat accessable by public transport. Might need to arrange a lift with a friendly jumper the final few miles. Fuck you (in best london geezer accent) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Did you feed pooch all the bear meat? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. My mum said im a ray of sunshine though 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Nothing like listening to a couple of old cunts banging gums "In my day i had national service, we would throw spuds into wheel barrows to simulate grenades and such. These youngsters dont know how easy they've got it with their cd walkmans and hippity hop" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. I swear its just a picture of a fluffy kitten. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Wanna keep some of that cheese for yourself? Personally i think we all skydive for ourselves, there is no way we are gonna throw ourselves out of planes for any other fucker. But the friends you make along the way are a huge part, no doubt 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Now that i have your attention... Enjoy